The Hairy Balls-Out: No Seriously, Get Them Shaved

[Grouch]

I think I'm gonna head off to bed. If anyone is online when Inferno gets back, please tell him about the Deus EX HR for $1 thing. I think even he would appreciate the value, even if he doesn't get a shiny disc to look into

Night

night sprung I'll tell him if I see him

[Elin]

Elin at 11:30PM: Well... Think I'm going to hit the hay now.
Elin at 4AM: HAHAHA SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK THE NIGHT IS YOUNG AND THERE ARE GAMES TO PLAY AND BOOKS TO READ.

[Ivolt]

You know, I made my post, hit f5, and then forgot that it will scroll backwards to when I last entered the thread and not where I made my post when it finishes loading.

What I'm saying, basically, is that I saw my post that I made 5 minutes ago, and proceeded to see 30 fucking in depth posts about shit after it.

WHY YOU MOVE SO FAST?

[Raype]

Elin at 11:30PM: Well... Think I'm going to hit the hay now.
Elin at 4AM: HAHAHA SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK THE NIGHT IS YOUNG AND THERE ARE GAMES TO PLAY AND BOOKS TO READ.

Ray at 10 PM: Guess I should go to sleep soon, I have work tomorrow
Ray at 5 AM: How have I not gone to bed yet? WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?
Ray at 5:15 AM: ZZZZ
Ray at 5:30 AM: WHY IS THAT ALARM SO LOUD FFFFFFFF

[Ivolt]

Ray at 10 PM: Guess I should go to sleep soon, I have work tomorrow
Ray at 5 AM: How have I not gone to bed yet? WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?
Ray at 5:15 AM: ZZZZ
Ray at 5:30 AM: WHY IS THAT ALARM SO LOUD FFFFFFFF

That would funny if that wasn't me for the last month or so.

[deadlegion]

Sleep when you're dead

[Raype]

Tried that. Almost died. Turns out, it doesn't work as well as you'd think.

[Ivolt]

Tried that. Almost died. Turns out, it doesn't work as well as you'd think.

It's the hunger, bro.

You gotta fill the need.

[Raype]

I spend enough time feeding the need already.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to be a chronic masturbator?

It's fucking hard.

And then there's all the cleanup and the washing.

And the changing of clothes for when things get really messy.

[deadlegion]

It's the hunger, bro.

You gotta fill the need.

Intravenus de Milo.

Spoiler warning:

[Grouch]

the partner ai in outbreak is the most fucktarded ai system I've encountered in a game. 1 idiot partner decides it's smart to run right into the leechman or zombie ect and is too stupid to heal himself until he's about dead, the other partner always runs away and rarely ever helps fight or heal you when you're fucking dieing right in front of her, her job is to fucking heal us not stand around like a dumb blonde bimbo end of rage.

[Ivolt]

I spend enough time feeding the need already.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to be a chronic masturbator?

It's fucking hard.

And then there's all the cleanup and the washing.

And the changing of clothes for when things get really messy.

Your life is just the beginning of Scary Movie 2 all the time, isn't it.

[Raype]

Your life is just the beginning of Scary Movie 2 all the time, isn't it.

There's fewer priests and more humping, and usually I don't projectile vomit or defecate with that much force, but that's the gist of it.

[Grouch]

dead ho is dead

[PinkiePie]

So, I just joined this place, and I decided I'd come in here and ask everyone who their favorite Pony was.