The Hairy Balls-Out: No Seriously, Get Them Shaved

[Raype]

Oh, Ray, how's Record of Agarest War treating you?

Like a 5 dollar whore.

Were it not for auto battle, I'd likely be running away from it so fast I'd be kicking up dust.

As it stands, I barely have to do shit.

I'm quickly approaching the plat, however I suspect it'll take at least 20 more hours, give or take.

The trophy may say "get all titles", but what it MEANS is "have every item in the game. Several of which are a bitch to make. Also, some of them only rarely (like 2%) drop from 1 enemy that's at least 500 levels above your reasonable endgame level."

Still, there's something to be said for killing the strongest boss in the game in one hit due to excessive gear grinding. Bitches and whores everywhere.

[Slacker Magician]

I'm sad. Half Price Books didn't have the last Homecoming book by Orson Scott Card. Or any of them, really. They just had about 20 copies each of the Ender books, in various locations.

I LOATHE THAT STORE .

[Raype]

Shardnax hating something?

I am shocked. Shocked. Do you not see the expression of complete surprise on my face?

[Slacker Magician]

Shardnax hating something?

I am shocked. Shocked. Do you not see the expression of complete surprise on my face?

One of the few things that I actually hate.

[Pickles]

Crazy bitch on tz asked me to pay her shipping as well as my own. Bitch please.

[Slacker Magician]

Crazy bitch on tz asked me to pay her shipping as well as my own. Bitch please.

//Snaps fingers while moving hand.

Daaaaaaaammmnnnnn.

[Ivolt]

You know, last week abouts, I said that I wouldn't use bows in Demon's souls.

I take all that shit back, because the thrown weapons are garbage if they are not fire bombs. Bows have saved my life so much.

This white bow thing is pretty boss.

[Slacker Magician]

You know, last week abouts, I said that I wouldn't use bows in Demon's souls.

I take all that shit back, because the thrown weapons are garbage if they are not fire bombs. Bows have saved my life so much.

This white bow thing is pretty boss.

I keep saying that the bow is the best weapon type in the game .

[Ivolt]

Not really, Melee both is faster and outdamages it. The only reason it wins is because at a certain point, everyone just goes fuck this shit and uses the Thief's ring all the time because it's the best ring in the game, and it's hard for enemies to do shit to you when they can't figure out where you are. I, personally, am just was tired of storm beasts shit.

And the fucking mind flayers, but those aren't so bad when you're used to them. Still annoying as shit, but not as bad. So I snipe them 2 floors down because I fucking HATE the tower of Latria, it's not fun, it's just dark and annoying.

The lantern is the best fucking item ever in Dark souls.

[Sprung]

Grind, grind, grind, grind, grind.


OH YEAH!


Hey.

[Slacker Magician]

Not really, Melee both is faster and outdamages it. The only reason it wins is because at a certain point, everyone just goes fuck this shit and uses the Thief's ring all the time because it's the best ring in the game, and it's hard for enemies to do shit to you when they can't figure out where you are. I, personally, am just was tired of storm beasts shit.

And the fucking mind flayers, but those aren't so bad when you're used to them. Still annoying as shit, but not as bad. So I snipe them 2 floors down because I fucking HATE the tower of Latria, it's not fun, it's just dark and annoying.

The lantern is the best fucking item ever in Dark souls.

I went with a scimitar/bow/wand setup. The bow was pretty great for killing bosses.
There is a lantern? I just jacked up the brightness on my TV whenever I was playing on a Tower level.

[Sprung]

Shardnax hating something?

I am shocked. Shocked. Do you not see the expression of complete surprise on my face?

[Raype]

*

Oh god.

[Slacker Magician]

What's up?

[Sprung]

What's up?

Not much. Listening to the Reds getting their asses kicked again.


You?