Boys are silly.
Nemesis is the only boy here isn't he?
Maybe I'm wrong about that though.
Spoiler warning:
I once had a job at starbucks. What a miserable place. All day long you have to deal with snooty assholes and unemployed hipsters who think they're better than you. So I created a new menu item. It's an espresso with milk but then I steam my semen to make a nice foam covering. I call it a fappacino.