The Hairy Balls-Out: No Seriously, Get Them Shaved

[Ivolt]

I'm watching Land Before Time XI.

That's right, eleven. There are eleven of these fucking movies.

MAN, THE CHILDHOOD MEMORIES. REMEMBER THE FIRST MOVIE WHEN LITTLEFOOT'S MOM DIED?

TEARS TO MY FUCKING EYE.

REMEMBER IN 5 WHEN THEY BEFRIENDED A BABY T-REX AND THEN THEY HAD TO GIVE HIM BACK TO HIS MOTHER?

MORE FUCKING TEARS.

[Elin]

MAN, THE CHILDHOOD MEMORIES. REMEMBER THE FIRST MOVIE WHEN LITTLEFOOT'S MOM DIED?

TEARS TO MY FUCKING EYE.

REMEMBER IN 5 WHEN THEY BEFRIENDED A BABY T-REX AND THEN THEY HAD TO GIVE HIM BACK TO HIS MOTHER?

MORE FUCKING TEARS.

REMEMBER WHEN THE VIDEO HAD TO BE RETURNED TO THE RENTAL PLACE? MOST TEARS OF ALL.

[Milady]

?

But of course.

MAN, THE CHILDHOOD MEMORIES. REMEMBER THE FIRST MOVIE WHEN LITTLEFOOT'S MOM DIED?

TEARS TO MY FUCKING EYE.

REMEMBER IN 6 WHEN THEY BEFRIENDED A BABY T-REX AND THEN THEY HAD TO GIVE HIM BACK TO HIS MOTHER?

MORE FUCKING TEARS.

You know all those dinosaurs that were friends with each other?

Some of those species were separated from each other by millions of years.

The Land Before Time irritated the hell out of me when I was a kid.

[Ivolt]

There was a TV series?

THERE WAS A TV SERIES.

SHIT IS GOING DOWN

[Ivolt]

But of course.



You know all those dinosaurs that were friends with each other?

Some of those species were separated from each other by millions of years.

The Land Before Time irritated the hell out of me when I was a kid.

YOU'RE SHITTING ALL OVER MY MEMORIES HERE. I DON'T KNOW THAT SHIT, I DIDN'T WATCH JURASSIC PARK

[Elin]

You know all those dinosaurs that were friends with each other?

Some of those species were separated from each other by millions of years.

The Land Before Time irritated the hell out of me when I was a kid.

I think you would've gotten along well with tiny Elin, who, in the midst of enjoying Star Wars with her family, turned and proudly told her parents that Mr. Lucas was wrong and that there was actually no sound in space.

[Nemkoon]

Go watch your Power Rangers.

[Ivolt]

REMEMBER WHEN THE VIDEO HAD TO BE RETURNED TO THE RENTAL PLACE? MOST TEARS OF ALL.

Why rent, Disney used to show a re-run of one movie at least once every 2 weeks.

And then they did marathons.

Oh god, the marathons.

[Elin]

Why rent, Disney used to show a re-run of one movie at least once every 2 weeks.

And then they did marathons.

Oh god, the marathons.

Not everyone had fancy pants TV. We had to make do with a crappy aerial that only got reception on two of the four channels available to us.

[Milady]

YOU'RE SHITTING ALL OVER MY MEMORIES HERE. I DON'T KNOW THAT SHIT, I DIDN'T WATCH JURASSIC PARK

And the songs.

SO OBNOXIOUS.

I think you would've gotten along well with tiny Elin, who, in the midst of enjoying Star Wars with her family, turned and proudly told her parents that Mr. Lucas was wrong and that there was actually no sound in space.

Yeah, but the movies that don't have any sound in space are extremely long and boring and don't make any sense at the end.

[Ivolt]

Go watch your Power Rangers.

YOU RESPECT THAT SHIT, IT IS OLDER THAN YOU AND HAS MORE EXPERIENCE IN THE BEDROOM.

[Ivolt]

And the songs.

SO OBNOXIOUS.



Yeah, but the movies that don't have any sound in space are extremely long and boring and don't make any sense at the end.

There really should be a movie that's just watching the outside of a space station/shuttle. Exactly as it is in space. With no background track, or commentary or narration, or nothing.

Also, it should be a normal camera, so you can't see shit.

[Elin]

Yeah, but the movies that don't have any sound in space are extremely long and boring and don't make any sense at the end.

I don't know what movie you could possibly be talking about. Now if you'll excuse me, I have bones to break with other bones.

[Elin]

YOU RESPECT THAT SHIT, IT IS OLDER THAN YOU AND HAS MORE EXPERIENCE IN THE BEDROOM.

WHEN YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH TO BE BOTH MIGHTY AND MORPHIN', MAYBE WE CAN DISCUSS THIS.

[Nemkoon]

WHEN YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH TO BE BOTH MIGHTY AND MORPHIN', MAYBE WE CAN DISCUSS THIS.

I HAS THE ORIGINAL POWER RANGERS MOVIE ON VHS!