The Hairy Balls-Out: No Seriously, Get Them Shaved

[Devi]

Dating is hard people. It always seems to get weird. I dated this astronaut once, she just kept telling me she needed her space. Probably for the best, really. While her body was out of this world, she really wasn't down to earth at all. Hell, half the time she was a total lunartick. Mostly when she was on her period. Damnable moon.

Its 46 degrees out and feels like 20! Its so wonderful!
Actually, I really do love it. I have been waiting for the temp to drop for awhile now. Finally, fall and cider.

I had a blueberry scone and coffee this morning
I hate the cold, really. Last year I was snowed in my apartment for three days - they don't know what a goddamn snow plow is in the south.

And I live like a bachelor, so all I had to eat was pickles and some fudgecicles. I managed to get the pizza guy to come out to see me on the first day, but the Chinese food delivery guy refused on the second.

Edit: I say last year, but I really mean last winter season. Winter here is at it's worst in like, February and March.