The Hairy Balls-Out: No Seriously, Get Them Shaved

[Kouen Hasuki]

maybe king and kouen should do that game in their fail thread

post the name in the thread and we shall try it if its possible

[Raype]

post the name in the thread and we shall try it if its possible

dodonpachi dai ou jo black label.

[Kouen Hasuki]

dodonpachi dai ou jo black label.

I Copy / Pasted the quotes over to the lp thread so king can see it since i may not catch him on skype

[Raype]

Also, since I'm currently catching up on this weeks events gaming wise:



Discuss, etc.

[Elin]

Dammit japan, stop making me feel bad.

Everything after the 8 minute mark is just fuck.

What. The. Hell.

[Raype]

What. The. Hell.

Bossrush, now with double the unlockable true end boss!

And that is why no one has ever successfully completed that mode.

Until now.

[Elin]

Bossrush, now with double the unlockable true end boss!

And that is why no one has ever successfully completed that mode.

Until now.

Damn it, Japan, if you've managed to create flawless artificial life with bullet time reflexes, you should put it to better use than making it play bullet hell shooters.

[Kouen Hasuki]

Damn it, Japan, if you've managed to create flawless artificial life with bullet time reflexes, you should put it to better use than making it play bullet hell shooters.

like what?

[Raype]

Damn it, Japan, if you've managed to create flawless artificial life with bullet time reflexes, you should put it to better use than making it play bullet hell shooters.

You just know that somewhere in Japan there's a warehouse full of bullet time ninjas in suspended animation awaiting the dawn of WWIII.

Japan has no intention of losing twice.

[Elin]

You just know that somewhere in Japan there's a warehouse full of bullet time ninjas in suspended animation awaiting the dawn of WWIII.

Japan has no intention of losing twice.

Where we see danmaku shooters, they see highly advanced training programs.

[Raype]

Where we see danmaku shooters, they see highly advanced training programs.

Notice how a lot of these things start out with "you're the last remaining shit and there's a gigantic army trying to kill you, good luck"?

Each one of those ninjas is being trained in anti-platoon warfare. We're boned.

[Elin]

Notice how a lot of these things start out with "you're the last remaining shit and there's a gigantic army trying to kill you, good luck"?

Each one of those ninjas is being trained in anti-platoon warfare. We're boned.

Ikaruga even trains them that everything that isn't the same colour as them is an enemy. And that when surrounded by attacks from the opposite colour, it's best to blend in and use your enemies to your advantage.

[Elin]

like what?

Taking over the world, obviously. Last I checked, that's standard procedure when you have an army of robot supermen at your disposal.

[Raype]

Several teach you that if you're going to die, you might as well use a bomb.

Some are even built around the mechanic of having to suicide bomb to succeed (HnH).

[Elin]

Several teach you that if you're going to die, you might as well use a bomb.

Some are even built around the mechanic of having to suicide bomb to succeed (HnH).

Oh god, you're right. It's actually frightening how perfect this theory is. Somebody call Jack Thompson!