The Next Hang Out: <insert nintendo here>

[Beelzebub]

Dear barbarian, why do you start with two clubs? Just...why?

One of them was an heirloom from his father?

[Ivolt]

Bastard Sword Acquired.

Kill bitches, make money.

Sounds like every D&D campaign ever.

[Ivolt]

One of them was an heirloom from his father?

If it is, we're pretty fucking broke.

Also, I died, but it was all secretly part of my plan to buy pants when I reach the merchant.

Because pants.

[Ivolt]

If anyone asks, I did not, in fact, die twice.

In other news, I have obtained a crossbow. Time to snipe some dreglings.

[Ivolt]

So, I bought a shirt instead of pants.

Because it seems smart at the time.

[Ivolt]

Odstriava saved, scimitar get. Pants lacking.

Now we're cooking with gas. Or oil. It's probably oil.

[Milady]

<3 Ostrava's shield.

[Ivolt]

<3 Ostrava's shield.

Yes, it is alright. I will remember to take it off his corpse when I kill him.

[Ivolt]

So, Phalanx has been defeated.

Time to get me an Axe.

[Ivolt]

Summon Phantom to help me kill things.

He dies early on.

But at least I get my axe.

[Ivolt]

Minor Sidetrack wirh mom home.

Oh well, not like I was gonna beat the armor spider this run through, I can't beat it without taking damage, and I have no heals.

I require some...vindication.

[Ivolt]

So, I was helping my mom IRL. I left the game on, and my character was in Stonefang Tunnel. Well, at the beginning.

I'm in the kitchen, and hear a death cry.

Turns out, I got invaded by a black phantom, who shanked me.

And now I will never do that again.

[Inferno.]

Uploading a PS1 game to Megaupload since I had to get it elsewhere instead of getting it here.

[Grouch]

hey guys

[Inferno.]

We need a smiley for this: 'This game has Inferno.'s mam's seal of approval'