The Next Hang Out: <insert nintendo here>

[Slacker Magician]

Maybe tomorrow you should only have 1 beer.

Or none .

See ya'.

[Sprung]

I thought you were some kind of phone ad bot when I first saw your new signature .

I killed Sprung and took over his account. My name is PhoneBot3000.

[Nemkoon]

I killed Sprung and took over his account. My name is PhoneBot3000.

Welcome PhoneBot.
Your reassembly process should start soon.

[Sprung]

Welcome PhoneBot.
Your reassembly process should start soon.

Excellent. Please install more RAM this time.
Last time I had to reboot every time I wanted to download por-...
...
stuff.

[Sprung]

Downloading Need For Speed Hot Pursuit for my phone

It looks pretty damn good.

[Nemkoon]

Ok.
*installs less RAM*

[Sprung]

I would love to have root access on my phone for about 10 minutes. I would get rid of all the useless garbage they packed into this phone...

/end rant

[Sprung]

Ok.
*installs less RAM*

wait...

Don't make me call your mother

[Beelzebub]

wait...

Don't make me call your mother

Booty call?

[Sprung]

Booty call?

On second thought. Please make me call your mother again.

[Nemkoon]

[Sprung]

What the hell is that garbage?

hy-yaa!
/punch balls

ohsofunnylol

[Beelzebub]

On second thought. Please make me call your mother again.

What's the route to the cheapest pay-by-the-hour motel in Raccoon City?

[Raype]

The joke is supposed to be that part of her audio clip is her listing the number of hits in the combo.

[Nemkoon]

What's the route to the cheapest pay-by-the-hour motel in Raccoon City?

You have to become a zombie first to know.