The Nemesis Out: 3 NUTS AT ONCE!!! OR, ONE NUT AT DRAG'S

[Tanthias]

Then you need to seek psychiatric help.

Immediately.

And if they were all vaporized in 3... 2.... 1... Now?

[Cosmic]

Out of curiousity, considering your "Interests", what do you do if one's favourite IS the lemon flavour?

It means we'll get along just fine.

[Cosmic]

When you find yourself thinking, "It's Friday night. Sweet. I could go hang out with some friends, have a good time. Enjoy myself. Holy shit, it's almost 9:30?! Jeezus. I'm just gonna lie down and read a book," that's when you know you have problems.


/does this way too much

Are... are you me?

[Dr Mario]

When you find yourself thinking, "It's Friday night. Sweet. I could go hang out with some friends, have a good time. Enjoy myself. Holy shit, it's almost 9:30?! Jeezus. I'm just gonna lie down and read a book," that's when you know you have problems.


/does this way too much

Hell, my GFs been doing that since she was 20.

[Drageuth]

Are... are you me?

Only in my dreams.

/wistful sigh

Hell, my GFs been doing that since she was 20.

I do that a fair bit.

Okay, every weekend.

Since I was like... twelve.

The outside world scares me.

[Rasgrez]

[Drageuth]

I just realized that I haven't shaved in a week.

My face feels weird.

[Cosmic]

Only in my dreams.

/wistful sigh

I wish you were me, too.

Because then I wouldn't have to be.



/adjusts fringe, stares deeply into space

[Colamisu]

I just realized that I haven't shaved in a week.

My face feels weird.

I just realized that I haven't shaved in 15 months.

My face feels weird.

[Cosmic]

I just realised that I shaved yesterday.

My balls feel weird.

[Drageuth]

I wish you were me, too.

Because then I wouldn't have to be.



/adjusts fringe, stares deeply into space

Spoiler warning:

I just realized that I have shaved in 15 months.

My face feels weird.

I'm used to shaving at least every other day for work. Because beard nets suck.

I just realised that I shaved yesterday.

My balls feel weird.

I can't wait until I'm all healed up and can start trimming around the tree.

It's an arable forest down there right now.

I'm calling it The Carrot Top.

[Drageuth]

How come everyone shuts up when I start talking about my nuts?

[Dr Mario]

Well, most EPers can't let things go without making their own comparision of things and it'd be pretty fucking weird for us to all sit around comparing eachothers genitals.

[Drageuth]

Well, most EPers can't let things go without making their own comparision of things and it'd be pretty fucking weird for us to all sit around comparing eachothers genitals.

Swordfight?

[Drageuth]

I really need to shut the fuck up now.