The Ticking Time-Out: psychoticragemonkey

[Inferno.]

I don't know how they got away with that, even back then. It's like the cruellest thing you can do to a small child.

Indeed.

It's like Alien Breed for the AMIGA, putting pictures of Alien Breed for PS3/360 on the back of the box.

[Inferno.]

But yeah most of these games are pretty shit.

Except for Last Ninja and Ghostbusters. Those are brilliant even now.

I find all 8 bit games to be shit, and always have. Except Mario, because it's Mario.

[Inferno.]

I blame certain YouTubers that I watch for the AMIGA whoring. Seeing people getting 500/600/1200/2000s made me want one BAD!

[Cosmic]

I find all 8 bit games to be shit, and always have. Except Mario, because it's Mario.

This is THE worst game ever. No joke.




Yes, I am unfortunate enough to own a copy. It runs even slower than the video would have you believe.

[deadlegion]

[Inferno.]

This is THE worst game ever. No joke.




Yes, I am unfortunate enough to own a copy. It runs even slower than the video would have you believe.

Whoa what the fuck is that crap!?

[deadlegion]

Whoa what the fuck is that crap!?

Hard Drivin' is not just the best game on offer - it's a whole new driving experience. How would you like to test drive a high-powered sports car on a stunt course? Have you ever jumped a drawbridge or driven a loop-the-loop? Now's your chance! Or maybe high-speed driving is your idea of excitement. Step on the gas and try to keep control while skidding around the corners. Weave in and out of the traffic and avoid oncoming cars! This game is easy to learn but hard to master - and will appeal to any age. Take Hard Drivin' for a test drive today!

[deadlegion]

[Inferno.]

Thanks for that Captain Obvious.

[Wyrm]

Whoa what the fuck is that crap!?

A fucking headache, that's what.

[Inferno.]

A fucking headache, that's what.

Obviously!

[Wyrm]

Obviously!

Now I remember why I don't give a shit about 8-bit games.

[Inferno.]

8bit is another word for shit.

[Cosmic]

Packed it away for the night. I'm gonna go through the rest of it tomorrow and stick it up on eBay or something. Might keep the original model C64 and try to remove the SID chip at a later date.

[Inferno.]

Packed it away for the night. I'm gonna go through the rest of it tomorrow and stick it up on eBay or something. Might keep the original model C64 and try to remove SID chip at a later date.

You traitor!

(The C64 is shit though. )