I'd like to now go back to the site i found all the info on...or, more accurately, gleaned pieces of info from for about 3 days, until I managed to figure it all out myself...and post my tutorial.
But, since I am not a "developer", I cannot make posts there. I can only read.
No one there has made a tutorial. Everyone is bouncing off errors until someone drops them a bit of info.
It's rather funny.
You know, on second thought, screw them. I'll keep my tutorial.