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    Quote Originally Posted by Tassadar View Post
    Then go later on in the day.

    I think there are a few here not many though and I would like to do the real thing rather than paintball/airsoft.
    He works nights, so he sleeps later on in the day.

    And like I said, later on in the day involves more people being there. There are some cops that shoot there, and lots of obnoxious rednecks.

    Quiet mornings are much better, but I never want to get up that early and go out there.

    And paintball is always fun. Then you get to actually shoot each other.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Inferno. View Post
    She has a lazy eye? Jesus.
    Nah. She's honestly not that bad looking, but she's a bit spacey. She honestly strikes me as the kind of person that would just lie there and take it and not actually do anything in the sack.

    Then again, I've been proven wrong before.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rasgrez View Post


    Speaking of not having had sex for a while... can I borrow your signature for a few minutes?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Inferno. View Post
    She has a lazy eye? Jesus.


    Sometimes, I'm so glad that my weight is like the only problem I have with myself.

    That is (semi)easily remedied. Lazy eyes and lop-sided breasts, not so much.

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    I was totally making up the lazy eye part.

    But the lopsided breasts... not so much.

    They are quite ample, though. I just tell myself that they're aching to be freed from their confinement.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milady View Post
    I've never skied before in my life. No thank you.
    What do you have to fear when you're packin' heat though?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milady View Post
    He works nights, so he sleeps later on in the day.

    And like I said, later on in the day involves more people being there. There are some cops that shoot there, and lots of obnoxious rednecks.

    Quiet mornings are much better, but I never want to get up that early and go out there.

    And paintball is always fun. Then you get to actually shoot each other.
    Makes sense and it fits the stereotype nicely that the rednecks are going shooting and being obnoxious.

    I like the idea of paintballing with friends but I would like to shoot a real gun first.

    @Inferno: Not in London Inferno I'm not a scumbag.

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    As a kid it was described as having a "squint". The opticians wanted me to have an operation to correct it. They were told where to go. My eyes are fine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jazzmarazz View Post
    What do you have to fear when you're packin' heat though?
    Contrary to popular belief, carrying a gun does not make one invincible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drageuth View Post
    I was totally making up the lazy eye part.

    But the lopsided breasts... not so much.

    They are quite ample, though. I just tell myself that they're aching to be freed from their confinement.
    Oh man I want to see just how unappealing she is.

    *Fires up Facebook*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drageuth View Post


    Speaking of not having had sex for a while... can I borrow your signature for a few minutes?

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    Facebook is down? God damn it Anonymous.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milady View Post
    Contrary to popular belief, carrying a gun does not make one invincible.
    Indeed, but they do say that youth does. You'll not be young forever. We can make a double date out of it.
    Ask your man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tassadar View Post
    Makes sense and it fits the stereotype nicely that the rednecks are going shooting and being obnoxious.

    I like the idea of paintballing with friends but I would like to shoot a real gun first.

    @Inferno: Not in London Inferno I'm not a scumbag.
    It can be an interesting hobby, I suppose. It's just been ages since I've shot anything, and the idea of doing so now sort of makes me nervous for some reason, even though it's not like I've completely forgotten anything I ever learned about it. Plus, I don't actually own anything of my own, so anything I'd shoot would be my father's.

    And since he's about twice my size, there's a little bit of a difference in the size of the firearms that we can handle.

    I've shot rifles more than a few times, but I've only shot a handgun once or twice. I couldn't get used to the recoil, and having to re-adjust my aim every time made me ragequit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Inferno. View Post
    Facebook is down? God damn it Anonymous.
    There is nothing more naive than Anonymous, seriously WE WILL STOP SCIENTOLOGY AND FIGHT GREAT EVULS ACCROSS THE WORLD.

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