The Ticking Time-Out: psychoticragemonkey

[Milady]

I wishfully read that as "I wouldn't even put on clothes."

And then I remembered who I was talking to and figured that wasn't right.

Even if I wasn't already in a relationship, the presence of children - no matter how cute - is more than enough to inspire me to keep my clothes on.

[Tassadar]

Shooting targets is sort of overrated.

Especially if you have to clean the firearms afterward.

Or if you get hot brass casings in your face.

Well I want to at least try it.

[Drageuth]

@Inferno: remember the other day when you made the comment, "just like people on Drag's Facebook care about his trophy updates? "

Totally had a thirty minute discussion about Demon's Souls with a girl from work today.

So

[Drageuth]

Even if I wasn't already in a relationship, the presence of children - no matter how cute - is more than enough to inspire me to keep my clothes on.

At the very least your pants.

And he wouldn't be there all the time...

[Inferno.]

@Inferno: remember the other day when you made the comment, "just like people on Drag's Facebook care about his trophy updates? "

Totally had a thirty minute discussion about Demon's Souls with a girl from work today.

So

You're in there ?

[Drageuth]

You're in there ?

No.

Picture the stereotype image of a male video game nerd, then put lopsided tits on 'im, and that was the girl I was talking to.

... BUT THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT

[Milady]

And he wouldn't be there all the time...

Perhaps not, but I expect there would be lots of reminders lying about. Giant Tigger plushies and what have you.

[Inferno.]

No.

Picture the stereotype image of a male video game nerd, then put lopsided tits on 'im, and that was the girl I was talking to.

... BUT THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT

Oh...

But hasn't it been ages? Clearly your standards are going to start lowering soon.

[Milady]

Well I want to at least try it.

It's actually been a while since I've been to a range.

My father keeps inviting me to go with him, but he always wants to go at like 8:00 in the morning before other people get there and such.

I prefer not to handle firearms when I'm half asleep.

[Jazzmarazz]

It's actually been a while since I've been to a range.

My father keeps inviting me to go with him, but he always wants to go at like 8:00 in the morning before other people get there and such.

I prefer not to handle firearms when I'm half asleep.

Daredevil, eh? You coming here to ski with us?

[Milady]

Daredevil, eh? You coming here to ski with us?

I've never skied before in my life. No thank you.

[Drageuth]

Perhaps not, but I expect there would be lots of reminders lying about. Giant Tigger plushies and what have you.

Yeah... there may or may not be a few toys and plushies lying around.

The fun part is guessing which are his, and which are mine.

Oh...

But hasn't it been ages? Clearly your standards are going to start lowering soon.

With the whole nut surgery thing, I haven't even been thinking about sex.

Well, that's a lie. I think about sex a lot. Just haven't been pursuing it.

Once it's all healed, though...

"My, what a lovely lazy eye you have..."

I prefer not to handle firearms when I'm half asleep.

But the best time to handle firearms is when you're half drunk asleep!

[Rasgrez]

[Tassadar]

It's actually been a while since I've been to a range.

My father keeps inviting me to go with him, but he always wants to go at like 8:00 in the morning before other people get there and such.

I prefer not to handle firearms when I'm half asleep.

Then go later on in the day.

I think there are a few here not many though and I would like to do the real thing rather than paintball/airsoft.

[Inferno.]

She has a lazy eye? Jesus.