The Ticking Time-Out: psychoticragemonkey

[Milady]

I'm only going to the job centre. Should be fun. NOT!

You can go to work for me instead. I'll split any commission you make for me, so work hard!

[Tassadar]

Call me crazy, but I dislike most things that interrupt the quiet in my apartment.

Instruments do that.

Be glad it's not a french horn or an electric guitar or a neighbour who decides to simply play dubstep at night.

[Inferno.]

You can go to work for me instead. I'll split any commission you make for me, so work hard!

Don'tcha work in a shoe shop? Doesn't sound too fun.

[Drageuth]

I have to wake up at 9.30AM.

I fucking hate my life.

I started at 7AM today. My car was still in the shop. So I had to walk to work.
Leaving the house at 6AM? Fuck yeah.

So sick of summer. ;___;

Plus, then I'd have someone to visit without actually having to go anywhere.

We've had a very mild summer so far. It's been nice.

And being able to visit friends without having to put on shoes is awesome.

Moccasins FTW.

[Milady]

Be glad it's not a french horn or an electric guitar or a neighbour who decides to simply dubstep at night.

You've obviously never heard my neighbors.

Can't wait to move. ;__;

[Tassadar]

When I get the money I'm going to a shooting range.

[Tassadar]

You've obviously never heard my neighbors.

Can't wait to move. ;__;

Have last years whores been replaced by a new batch of stiletto wearing whores?

[Inferno.]

When I get the money I'm going to a shooting range.

Get on the next train to London?

[Milady]

Don'tcha work in a shoe shop? Doesn't sound too fun.

I work in a shoe department in a much larger store. Granted, the store only stocks things for women, though.

And sorry to break it to you, but jobs aren't usually fun.

We've had a very mild summer so far. It's been nice.

And being able to visit friends without having to put on shoes is awesome.

Moccasins FTW.

Forget shoes, I probably wouldn't even change my clothes.

Pajamas FTW.

[Milady]

Have last years whores been replaced by a new batch of stiletto wearing whores?

It's a never ending cycle of stiletto wearing whores.

[Drageuth]

Be glad it's not a french horn or an electric guitar or a neighbour who decides to simply play dubstep at night.

"So guys, what do you think of my new pl--"

/WOMP WOMP WOMP WOMP WOMP WOMP WOMP WOMP

"... what the fuck is th--"

/WOMP WOMP WOMP WOMP WOMP WOMP WOMP WOMP

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"Hey baby, how about we take this into the bedr--"

/WOMP WOMP WOMP WOMP

"... I don't think I can keep up that tempo, but if you want...."

/WOMP (headboard) WOMP (headboard) WOMP (headboard)




... what sound does a banging headboard make when you're attempting to make an onomatopoeia?

[Tassadar]

Get on the next train to London?

I didn't know trains could be bring me over water.

No, I just would like to shoot a gun, go clay pigeon shooting or something.

[Drageuth]

Forget shoes, I probably wouldn't even change my clothes.

Pajamas FTW.

I wishfully read that as "I wouldn't even put on clothes."

And then I remembered who I was talking to and figured that wasn't right.

[Milady]

I didn't know trains could be bring me over water.

No, I just would like to shoot a gun, go clay pigeon shooting or something.

Shooting targets is sort of overrated.

Especially if you have to clean the firearms afterward.

Or if you get hot brass casings in your face.

[Inferno.]

I didn't know trains could be bring me over water.

No, I just would like to shoot a gun, go clay pigeon shooting or something.

Yeah, definitely do.