The Ticking Time-Out: psychoticragemonkey

[Inferno.]

Pay tax, meh.
Work about 40 hours a week, meh.

I'D BE ABLE TO AFFORD A CAR.

[Inferno.]

Seriously, first pay check would be like £1200, I think. Block book 20 lessons and buy a cheap car with the money that's left over? I do think so.

[Wyrm]

Pay tax, meh.
Work about 40 hours a week, meh.

I'D BE ABLE TO AFFORD A CAR.

It's a job.

And 10x better than McDonalds

[Pickles]

You mean the pedal doesn't give blowjobs itself?

Its rumoured to.. . .

If vasto buys those games he's interested in I can get one.

[Inferno.]

It's a job.

And 10x better than McDonalds

Yeah my mate spent 6 months at a course called Zenos to get there. I was going to go but opted out of computers as I can't stand them.

He's able to get me into where he works with no IT qualifications.

[Pickles]

OMG a friend just messaged me on Facebook out of the blue about a job for Teleperformance. His place is short staffed and need people ASAP.

I have a good chance of getting a job for them. £12,000 + a year

OMG DO WANT.

Thats class dude, hope you get it.

[Inferno.]

Thats class dude, hope you get it.

Me too.

His words were "We're short staffed as fuck. They'll employ anyone."

Sounds good to me. I so want off the dole, it's horrible.

[Wyrm]

Yeah my mate spent 6 months at a course called Zenos to get there. I was going to go but opted out of computers as I can't stand them.

He's able to get me into where he works with no IT qualifications.

Can't stand computers, but uses one all day.

Makes total sense, bro.

[Inferno.]

Can't stand computers, but uses one all day.

Makes total sense, bro.

I love computers but I hate your average user. I'd lose patience with a fucktard within a couple of minutes.

[Wyrm]

I love computers but I hate your average user. I'd lose patience with a fucktard within a couple of minutes.

I definitely understand where you're coming from there.

I live with my grandparents and trying to help them use the desktop is the most rage worthy thing I've ever done.

[Inferno.]

I definitely understand where you're coming from there.

I live with my grandparents and trying to help them use the desktop is the most rage worthy thing I've ever done.

My Grandad has been using a Windows computer for like 15 years now, since the Windows 95 days. HE STILL HAS NO FUCKING IDEA HOW TO USE IT PROPERLY.

FML.

[Inferno.]

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classifi...33al?logcode=p

Who reckons there's something seriously wrong with this Golf GTI 2.0 for £799?

[Inferno.]

Ah I see, no mileage listed. It's probably only got 30k on the clock. Manually reset to make people think it's practically new?

[Inferno.]

I love how everyone disappears when I get going on about cars.

Fuck this, I'm going to join up on a car forum.

[Rasgrez]