The Wang Out: Because non penis-related titles stink

[Raype]

Who added 'shardnax wears sandals'?

I just backread three pages (starting from this one). Then decided that I probably would be better off not reading any further.

Men discussing girls who read, men discussing men, men discussing sex lives. As fond as I am of some of you, there are certain things that I don't need to know about you people.

Once, during a particularly raunchy session, a girl made me massage my own prostate while she watched.

You're welcome.

Christ man, just go barhopping or something.

He has "standards".

Come on, wake up regretting the night before.

Be a man.

Like me. And my regrets.

Oh lord, the regrets. How I've missed you so.

[Fer!]

I'm finding myself entertained at watching EVO. Huh.

[Drageuth]

He has "standards".

Come on, wake up regretting the night before.

Be a man.

Like me. And my regrets.

Oh lord, the regrets. How I've missed you so.

My standards have served me well until this point.
You know, what with the illegitimate child born when his mother was sixteen.
Wait...

[Raype]

My standards have served me well until this point.
You know, what with the illegitimate child born when his mother was sixteen.
Wait...

On the plus side, that kid is a chick magnet.

You just need to play it right.

[Drageuth]

I've noticed that most people who see me with Dallas assume that I'm still with his mother.

I don't know why.

[Milady]

God, Ray, you're so gross.

And so are kids.

[Tanthias]

*stands up after recording audio and taking headset off*

*feels something on ear while walking by fridge and instinctively bats it off*

.....

How'd the headset ear pad come off and get stuck on my head?

Also, hi people. How are things?

[Raype]

I've noticed that most people who see me with Dallas assume that I'm still with his mother.

I don't know why.

Because single dads with their kids? Why that's unheard of! Everyone knows there's only married fathers and deadbeat dads.

God, Ray, you're so gross.

And so are kids.

You should've seen me when I was a kid. Now that's some serious grossness.

[Raype]

*stands up after recording audio and taking headset off*

*feels something on ear while walking by fridge and instinctively bats it off*

.....

How'd the headset ear pad come off and get stuck on my head?

Also, hi people. How are things?

Clearly you have very tight ears.

I doubt you've had much aural sex.

[Drageuth]

Ergo, Ray must be a kid.

A disgusting, disgusting kid.

[Tanthias]

Clearly you have very tight ears.

I doubt you've had much aural sex.

Not the kind with the opening for the speaker, it's the kind that completely covers it.

[Raype]

Not the kind with the opening for the speaker, it's the kind that completely covers it.

Then let's blame elves.

Ergo, Ray must be a kid.

A disgusting, disgusting kid.

But my disgustingness is far more charming than that of a child.

People don't tend to want to slap the stupid grin off my face after I say/do something gross.

With kids, that's what it's all about.

[Tanthias]

Then let's blame elves.

That's your answer for everything, isn't it? Or just 80-90 percent of things?

[Raype]

The elves really are behind everything though.

Once I expose those pointy eared bastards, you'll see.

You'll all see.

[Jazzmarazz]

Its all becoming clear now. :O