The Wang Out: Because non penis-related titles stink

[Sprung]

Wait, tennis shoes?!

That's hillbilly for sneakers

[Sprung]

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[Slacker Magician]

I've never understood why women feel the need to own 400 pairs of shoes.
Most of them make you look like a whore.
Stop buying shoes.
Bitch.

They need a different pair for every day of the year? I've known some guys that would buy a new pair of shoes every two months. Unless my current pair of shoes is worn out, I see no reason to buy more.

[Drageuth]

That's hillbilly for sneakers

Ah.

I didn't understand you because I couldn't see the beer, the ass crack, and the NASCAR race in the background.

They need a different pair for every day of the year? I've known some guys that would buy a new pair of shoes every two months. Unless my current pair of shoes is worn out, I see no reason to buy more.

I'll buy a new pair of sneakers about once every 8 months. And new work boots about every 18 months, depending on how quickly they crack.

[Sprung]

They need a different pair for every day of the year? I've known some guys that would buy a new pair of shoes every two months. Unless my current pair of shoes is worn out, I see no reason to buy more.

I normally need to buy new work boots about 2 months before I actually do. I do so much walking at work that I usually wear the soles out while the rest of the boots look good.

[Sprung]

Ah.

I didn't understand you because I couldn't see the beer, the ass crack, and the NASCAR race in the background.

YEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[Wyrm]

What a long ass day.

Time to smoke and lay down.

[Slacker Magician]

I normally need to buy new work boots about 2 months before I actually do. I do so much walking at work that I usually wear the soles out while the rest of the boots look good.

I wear my shoes pretty frequently, the soles aren't very worn though.

Sandals usually win since they require no effort to wear.

[Sprung]

I wear sandals more frequently than my shoes, the soles are hardly worn on them.

i am disappoint

[Slacker Magician]

i am disappoint

The shoes win when it isn't hot out .

I managed to sneak in an edit without the timestamp, you're clearly quoting something imaginary .

[Sprung]

The shoes win when it isn't hot out .

Rest assured, it will never, ever be hot enough for me to wear a pair of sandals.

[Raype]

I last bought a pair of shoes like 3 months ago. Because I could stick my finger through the old pair.

Buying them daily is for women and rappers.

I wear my shoes pretty frequently, the soles aren't very worn though.

Sandals usually win since they require no effort to wear.

Only women should wear sandals. And only if they have sexy feet.

I've never understood why women feel the need to own 400 pairs of shoes.
Most of them make you look like a whore.
Stop buying shoes.
Bitch.

It'd be alright if they actually used them.

More women need to be okay with putting those heels to work stepping on me.

It is my fetish.

[Raype]

Rest assured, it will never, ever be hot enough for me to wear a pair of sandals.

If your feet ever get that hot, there's clearly bigger worries.

Hot air rises and all that.

[Sprung]

I last bought a pair of shoes like 3 months ago. Because I could stick my finger through the old pair.

This is how to properly plan shoe shopping.

[Slacker Magician]

Rest assured, it will never, ever be hot enough for me to wear a pair of sandals.