The Wang Out: Because non penis-related titles stink

[Kouen Hasuki]

To be fair, the number of people in the world who give a fuck about a powerlifting competition isn't even as large as those who give a fuck about CoD competition, let alone something big like Starcraft. Unless you're a world record holding superheavyweight no-one is going to remember you.

and even then its not many

[Nemkoon]

[Dr Mario]

and even then its not many

It's not many, but there's something to be said for going down in history as the first guy to deadlift 1000lbs like Andy Bolton did. And honestly, no-one goes into powerlifting/strongman/strength training for the props. Because no-one outside the community gives a fuck.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5groVHlMkRE

[Inferno.]

When you see 'the world's strongest man' type stuff on TV where people pull a double decker bus with just a rope... Scary stuff imo.

[Pickles]

Hows that? Should I make the letters 20 times as big and hot pink?

[Dr Mario]

The same guys also pull trains or jets from time to time. They;re ridiculously strong, even if they are roided to the gills.

[Tassadar]

To be fair, the number of people in the world who give a fuck about a powerlifting competition isn't even as large as those who give a fuck about CoD competition, let alone something big like Starcraft. Unless you're a world record holding superheavyweight no-one is going to remember you.

But I'm not saying you're after fame but at least you can say you came somewhere in weightlifiting competition, the same with a gaming competition, just because nobody gives a fuck about either doesn't mean you can't be proud if you did well.

[Tassadar]

Hows that? Should I make the letters 20 times as big and hot pink?

You could do this

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Now that will get people to notice you.

[Slacker Magician]

Hows that? Should I make the letters 20 times as big and hot pink?

It's hot .

But I'm not saying you're after fame but at least you can say you came somewhere in weightlifiting competition, the same with a gaming competition, just because nobody gives a fuck about either doesn't mean you can't be proud if you did well.

Going to the gym has obvious health benefits too.

I'm off .

[Inferno.]

You could do this

Steve's super sexy PS3 game shop FREE PORN



Now that will get people to notice you.

But then we might accidentally ban him, lol FPA lol.

[Dr Mario]

But I'm not saying you're after fame but at least you can say you came somewhere in weightlifiting competition, the same with a gaming competition, just because nobody gives a fuck about either doesn't mean you can't be proud if you did well.

I agree. Pulling off hard shit is worth being proud of, regardless of the medium (being an oversize nerd probably skews my opinion a bit, but whatever).

Going to the gym has obvious health benefits too.

I'm off .

It does, but those are somewhat wiped out by walking around at 350-400lbs. Superheavyweights are the strongest guys out there, but they aren't healthy by most sane standards.

[Sprung]

The same guys also pull trains or jets from time to time. They;re ridiculously strong, even if they are roided to the gills.

Leverage is not strength.

[Dr Mario]

Leverage is not strength.

There's a trick to it, but it does come down to strength. Most people simply couldn't do it without help no matter how much leverage you gave them.

[Inferno.]

I'm bored shitless. I think it may be time for some gaming.

[Sprung]

There's a trick to it, but it does come down to strength. Most people simply couldn't do it without help no matter how much leverage you gave them.

Explain, then, why I am 5'4", and in a previous job, I regularly moved tires for farm combine machinery by myself, without the assistance of a bed-crane, with only two 4' metal tire bars.

For the record, I try to stay away from steroids