The Wang Out: Because non penis-related titles stink

[Raype]

Also, liking my options here.

Possessive bitch with a NO FUN ALLOWED attitude who seeks to tie me down. Also, KIDS!

Or a crazy stalker chick who bites during sex and has threatened to kill me on multiple occasions.

All this is assuming I live long enough to reach the end of the week.

I now feel less worried about any problems I've had. At least I'm not stuck in a situation without a way to win.

[Ivolt]

Which fight?

My first tournament fight got recorded on stream. I got wrecked by an Arakune player.

Mostly because as it turns out, I'm retarded and barrier blocking in the air is for pussies. That get blown up on stream.

Also, my hit confirms are GARBAGE. I would hit with something and in my head I would go "follow up" but my fingers would go "Fuck that noise" and nothing.

[Drageuth]

You're dead to me.

SO DEAD TO ME.

I mean, even more than the time we played burnout and we had to ram you off the road to clear a challenge because you couldn't follow a group of clearly marked cars with everyones' names on them.

Yeah, and you guys were running up and down the road, chasing me!

I thought I was doing it right.

My son laughed his ass off at that game.

Apparently he likes it when everyone takes out Ivolt.

[Ivolt]

Also, liking my options here.

Possessive bitch with a NO FUN ALLOWED attitude who seeks to tie me down. Also, KIDS!

Or a crazy stalker chick who bites during sex and has threatened to kill me on multiple occasions.

All this is assuming I live long enough to reach the end of the week.

I now feel less worried about any problems I've had. At least I'm not stuck in a situation without a way to win.

Is it a win if LOVE IS OVER?

[Ivolt]

Yeah, and you guys were running up and down the road, chasing me!

I thought I was doing it right.

My son laughed his ass off at that game.

Apparently he likes it when everyone takes out Ivolt.

You should have turned on mic audio. Milady and her boyfriend think I'm hilarious.

[Raype]

Is it a win if LOVE IS OVER?

Nope. If that happens the results are pretty ghastly.

Not even death is a good way out, it seems.

[Raype]

Also, best trophy name ever.

Seriously.

Inquisitions, they happened.

I did not expect that.

[Drageuth]

You should have turned on mic audio. Milady and her boyfriend think I'm hilarious.

I attempted to, but I couldn't get my headset to sync.

All I know was whenever I left to take Dallas to the washroom, I would return to five cars trying to give me a bukkake, and maniacal laughter in the background.

[Ivolt]

Nope. If that happens the results are pretty ghastly.

Not even death is a good way out, it seems.

I guess the only way out is a great ESCAPE.

I'm gonna stop this now, while i still have stupid jokes.

[Raype]

I guess the only way out is a great ESCAPE.

I'm gonna stop this now, while i still have stupid jokes.

Me in most LPs: FUCK DOORS

Me in this LP: WHERE THE FUCK IS THE DOOR?

But seriously though, I need to not die so much.

Ice levels

[Drageuth]

Bobbleheads are collected.
Behemoths are slain.
Locations are scouted.
Damn close to level 20, with save files in place.

... still gotta kill 50 more people, and hack 25 more terminals. And find and build all of the schematic weapons.

[Milady]

You should have turned on mic audio. Milady and her boyfriend think I'm hilarious.

<3

[Ivolt]

Me in most LPs: FUCK DOORS

Me in this LP: WHERE THE FUCK IS THE DOOR?

But seriously though, I need to not die so much.

Ice levels

I can only name like 3 times I;ve been like "Fuck yeah, DOORS" in a video game.

Resident evil 3 was not ome of them.

[Colamisu]

Also, liking my options here.

Possessive bitch with a NO FUN ALLOWED attitude who seeks to tie me down. Also, KIDS!

Or a crazy stalker chick who bites during sex and has threatened to kill me on multiple occasions.

All this is assuming I live long enough to reach the end of the week.

I now feel less worried about any problems I've had. At least I'm not stuck in a situation without a way to win.

Depends, does she want to literally tie you down, or just figuratively? Also, kids mean she clearly knows what she's doing.

Kill first, rape the body?

[Milady]

I tried to tell my boyfriend about Ivolt's post just now, and had to give a little bit of backstory to remind him which person he was hearing was Ivolt.

He goes, IS THAT THE ONE THAT WENT TO THE BATHROOM OR SOMETHING IN THE MIDDLE OF A MISSION?

No, no it isn't.

But .