The Wang Out: Because non penis-related titles stink

[Milady]

If that's the case, just wait until after ending D. You'll have all the slots you'd ever need after that!

Emil is Carl. Nier is Ragna. Kaine is Litchi. Tyrann is Hazama. Weiss is Rachel. IT ALL MAKES SENSE.

Now the crazy desert people with weird rules and a stupid language just need to dress up like cat people.

[Raype]

Now the crazy desert people with weird rules and a stupid language just need to dress up like cat people.

My god. It's perfect.

Now we just need a bunch of Yonah clones running around.

at the same time, I mean

[Fer!]

What's there to understand? It's just VATS. Except with crotch shots and hilarious ways to get out of ever using VATS.

See, the trick is to max out small guns and/or big guns. And get a shitload of agility. Also, consider boosting luck and getting some crit skills. Then get yourself a good rifle or a minigun. Then aim for the head. Problem solved.

I don't know, I simply couldn't figure out the combat in Fallout 1, a fucking scorpion kept killing me.

Oh Hunting Rifle, you're so broken. <3

[Raype]

I don't know, I simply couldn't figure out the combat in Fallout 1, a fucking scorpion kept killing me.

Oh Hunting Rifle, you're so broken. <3

Point weapon (or rock. Or depleted uranium, because fuck cancer) at enemy's dick (or nearest equivalent) shoot. Do until AP depleated. Wait. Repeat.

Alternatively

THIS SENTENCE IS FALSE.

[Fer!]

Also, I picked up the perk of eating the corpses of my enemies just for the hell of it.

I save a lot on Stimpaks now.

[Milady]

My god. It's perfect.

Now we just need a bunch of Yonah clones running around.

at the same time, I mean

There's even a creepy butler in the game already, just waiting to be Rachel's friend.

And an underground lab for a grumpy pink grimalkin to stockpile warheads.

MIND = BLOWN.

[Raype]

You have to save stimpacks?

*looks at huge stack*

Well, shit.

[Tanthias]

Wait.... the Emergency Security Protocol can't be run during an emergency? Darn you people

[Raype]

There's even a creepy butler in the game already, just waiting to be Rachel's friend.

And an underground lab for a grumpy pink grimalkin to stockpile warheads.

MIND = BLOWN.

Devola? Stop using platinum's staff

Shadowlord? Hakumen

Gretel? Do I hear theme music? BANG BANG BANG BANGBANG. I mean, he fights for justice. And he punches. He even specializes in counters. And the spinning!

[Raype]

Wait.... the Emergency Security Protocol can't be run during an emergency? Darn you people

Considering the whackjobs that built those places, just be thankful it's not powered by the soul of a forsaken child.

well, as far as we know. I mean, everything else already is.

[Milady]

Devola? Stop using platinum's staff

Shadowlord? Hakumen

Gretel? Do I hear theme music? BANG BANG BANG BANGBANG. I mean, he fights for justice. And he punches. He even specializes in counters. And the spinning!

Why didn't you tell me I'd already played this game's story before I went out and bought it again?

[Raype]

Why didn't you tell me I'd already played this game's story before I went out and bought it again?

Because this game has a white beast whereas BB has a black beast.

It's totally different.

[Dr Mario]

Well, my recording of the intro level utterly fucked itself. But at least I have coldman's stage down and completely recorded.

Next up: Pinning the burning man to the wall with walls of ice.

[Milady]

Because this game has a white beast whereas BB has a black beast.

It's totally different.

It might as well scream Distortion Finish! every time you complete a timed segment of a boss battle, just as the mini cutscene in which Nier slaughters whatever monster you're fighting plays.

[Raype]

It might as well scream Distortion Finish! every time you complete a timed segment of a boss battle, just as the mini cutscene in which Nier slaughters whatever monster you're fighting plays.

Nier builds meter way too slowly. It takes forever for him to create his distortions. Fortunately they're composed entirely of invincibility frames.

Although that is a good drive. It's like Tsubaki crossed with Hakumen. Awesome.