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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemesis View Post
    I have to give you props for the fact that you're not paralyzed.
    Don't give me props bro, give my surgeon props.
    I was within 1mm of being a quadroplegic.

    Actually, I think he moved his practice to Michigan a few years ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drageuth View Post
    Jase was banned for quite a while due to his anger issues. Also, he mostly just hangs out here, the same I do. I rarely see too much in the way of actual contribution to the board beyond the occassional insightful post, where as most of our admins spend a lot of time helping people in different subforums, or working on different aspects of the board (like Panda attempting to fix things. We don't give out titles for effectiveness, just attempts. )
    Cant STAND helping people. I think the only helpful thing i would do would be a minecraft server (Just a heads up, next week for all that give a shit, Xbox is boring me)
    I think ive called ever admin a cunt atleast once, bar cookie of course
    If people think CMM was bad, i was WAY worse when i was more active, nothing beats posting CMM a keylogger then him entering his WoW account details, fucking ROFL cakes.

    Nowdays i dont dare venture outside hangout or retro, and when i do its the same shit EVERY SINGLE FUCKING THREAD, DERP HELP ME WITH DIS GAME DERP, or DERP DIS GAME COMPANY SUCKS DERP.

    Fucking just tell it like it is, people only get their feelings hurt if they let them hurt them, asked some muslim chick the other day if she washes the dishes with the tea towel on her head, told two lesbians they werent allowed to smoke on the train platform, and if they wanted to draw back on something, it might aswell be a dick, or when i asked the bus driver if he wanted people to sit on the other side of the bus to counter weight the fat chick (Her BF didnt like that, and he punched the back of my chair, needless to say he sure showed me.....)

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Worm View Post
    Don't give me props bro, give my surgeon props.
    I was within 1mm of being a quadroplegic.

    Actually, I think he moved his practice to Michigan a few years ago.
    what happened anyway?
    ....
    It would be awkward if he was my doctor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Worm View Post
    I have anger issues too.

    I don't think you and I have had any problems though (so far).

    From what few conversations we've had, you're a pretty kewl d00d.
    Im quite polite nowdays, i was a right cunt back in the day, doing shit for the lulz, now i just have the body type and look to do it IRL, which i find more enjoyable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jase View Post
    If people think CMM was bad, i was WAY worse when i was more active, nothing beats posting CMM a keylogger then him entering his WoW account details, fucking ROFL cakes.
    I still think this is hilarious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Worm View Post
    Depends on what the actual job is.
    I've done hard labor before.
    Before the economy went to complete shit, I had been doing construction for about 5 years.
    Foundations, framing, plumbing, HVAC, roofing, etc etc.
    The only problem I have is my back.
    Fractured my spine when I was 13 and I've got rods and screws holding me together.
    Major road construction, pretty much done everything you've said, and thats a light day.
    First day on the new portal i smashed in 50 od star pickets with a 10oz sledge hammer, and that was just the morning.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milady View Post
    I still think this is hilarious.
    http://www.epforums.org/showthread.p...45#post1057145
    I still go back and read it from time to time, still makes me laugh aswell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jase View Post
    Cant STAND helping people. I think the only helpful thing i would do would be a minecraft server (Just a heads up, next week for all that give a shit, Xbox is boring me)
    The only people I even try to help are the ones who actually have some sort of clue what they're doing.

    And i'd be interested in the MC server info.

    Quote Originally Posted by Nemesis View Post
    what happened anyway?
    ....
    It would be awkward if he was my doctor.
    I dove into a lake and hit a sand-bar head first.
    2 weeks in hospital and a 12 hour surgery.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jase View Post
    Im quite polite nowdays, i was a right cunt back in the day, doing shit for the lulz, now i just have the body type and look to do it IRL, which i find more enjoyable.
    I enjoy trolling the chat.
    Especially when some tard starts the "How i download this?" crap.

    "Sorry, i'm too busy fapping to help you."

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Worm View Post
    The only people I even try to help are the ones who actually have some sort of clue what they're doing.

    And i'd be interested in the MC server info.



    I dove into a lake and hit a sand-bar head first.
    2 weeks in hospital and a 12 hour surgery.



    I enjoy trolling the chat.
    Especially when some tard starts the "How i download this?" crap.

    "Sorry, i'm too busy fapping to help you."
    Ouch.Must've been painful

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    IRC was the best, nothing beats it, and when Skinner8 got ops, that was fucking lulz.
    =( i miss spending all day in IRC talking shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jase View Post
    http://www.epforums.org/showthread.p...45#post1057145
    I still go back and read it from time to time, still makes me laugh aswell.
    Read it.

    I lol'd.

    So hard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Worm View Post
    Read it.

    I lol'd.

    So hard.
    I wish i still had the MSN chat logs.
    I do recall him saying he was better then me, when i was a glad rogue lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jase View Post
    I wish i still had the MSN chat logs.
    I do recall him saying he was better then me, when i was a glad rogue lol.


    ...

    Why am I laughing?

    I have no idea what that is.

    /never played WoW
    /always wanted to

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    I doubt I could run it on my laptop anyway.

    Although I don't know the requirements for it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jase View Post
    http://www.epforums.org/showthread.p...45#post1057145
    I still go back and read it from time to time, still makes me laugh aswell.
    Aw, that wasn't exciting as I thought it was going to be.

    But Panda's posts are funny.

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