The Burn-Out: SMASHING Ivolt. The choice of champions.

[Ivolt]

Somehow, I still need the trophy for freeburn challenges in Burnout.

I guess it has to be 10 different challenges, because I definitely completed a bunch between yesterday and the night before.

I'm really sorry I hit the bridge and accidentally went into the store instead of turning around as intended.

I'm also sorry I'm retarded and can't drift good, because this could have been avoided.

[Inferno.]

It's irritating.

When I adjust the volume of my television, I have to leave it on an even number or a multiple of five.

Or else the universe implodes.

[Inferno.]

How are you guys still playing Burnout Paradise anyway? My PSN+ expired like a week ago. Have you guys bought PSN+? Or bought Burnout Paradise?

[Milady]

Also, you're assuming I don't read all the dialogue and follow the story arcs each time.
I do.

The story is the thing.

I made no such assumptions.

I mean, you should probably play a few more games than the same ones over and over before you tell other people to play games.

But you know, it was a joke, ha ha. A lame one, but still a joke.

So srs.

[Inferno.]

I want both Dragon Age games.

WTF? I want RPGs!? I blame Mass Effect for getting me into games with lots of dialogue.

[Milady]

I'm really sorry I hit the bridge and accidentally went into the store instead of turning around as intended.

I'm also sorry I'm retarded and can't drift good, because this could have been avoided.

It's not even hard.

[Raype]

Somehow, I still need the trophy for freeburn challenges in Burnout.

I guess it has to be 10 different challenges, because I definitely completed a bunch between yesterday and the night before.

It has to be 10 different ones. A lot of the ones we cleared later last night were copies of earlier 3 player freeburn challenges we did with Tan.

[Sprung]

I made no such assumptions.

I mean, you should probably play a few more games than the same ones over and over before you tell other people to play games.

But you know, it was a joke, ha ha. A lame one, but still a joke.

So srs.

My apologies. I had a very long, very hot, irritating day at work. Humor is something I am lacking at the moment.

[Nemkoon]

My apologies. I had a very long, very hot, irritating day at work. Humor is something I am lacking at the moment.

To my mom, Humor does not exist.

[Sprung]

And now, I think my 65" HDTV is dead. Turn it on, and the screen just comes on before it pops real loud and shuts off.

I am just...

no words

[Inferno.]

To my mom, Humor does not exist.

To Nemesis, good grammar doesn't exist.

[Inferno.]

And now, I think my 65" HDTV is dead. Turn it on, and the screen just comes on before it pops real loud and shuts off.

I am just...

no words

65" DOUBLE the size of my TV. Holy shit, sir.

Mine does work though.

[Sprung]

65 inches of shit, right now.

[Milady]

It has to be 10 different ones. A lot of the ones we cleared later last night were copies of earlier 3 player freeburn challenges we did with Tan.

Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

I'm still sad about that stupid camera thing, too.

[Sprung]

If I have to replace this one, I'll probably have to do rent to own bullshit. No extra TV cash...

this just gets better and better...