The Burn-Out: SMASHING Ivolt. The choice of champions.

[Raype]

I wasn't like, bragging about it...

Just stating something.

I figured he was older than me, so I found it surprising.

Everyone is younger than you think.

Unless they're on the staff, in which case they're probably older.

I'm one of the oldest people around these parts.

Feels so very bad.

So very, very bad.

[Milady]

I've got 88 before my next upgrade.

Care to switch places?

Do I get to have all your trophies, too?

PS2 eyetoy.

[Raype]

Do I get to have all your trophies, too?

PS2 eyetoy.

After how many hours I spent getting FFXIII, Demon's Souls, Resonance of Fate, Nier, Borderlands, and Calamity Trigger plats?

I think not.

You and your fancy things.

[Raype]

Age is like... just a number, man.

A number that reminds you how frail and dry your body is becoming.

Death clock keeps ticking!

Been a while since I did that.

*punches in info*

*dead in June 2036*

...

I better cram a lot of living into the next 2 decades.

[Synthetik]

I wasn't like, bragging about it...

Just stating something.

I figured he was older than me, so I found it surprising.

Whoa! Take it easy brah, I'm just talking in my stereotypical stoner voice. You know, the one where I like... say like a lot and randomly pause mid sentence.

God damn wacko smiley has ruined humor on this site...

Been a while since I did that.

*punches in info*

*dead in June 2036*

...

I better cram a lot of living into the next 2 decades.

Thursday, March 29, 2063 for me.

Although I feel as I get older that I may succumb to "The Lethal Danger of Being Fat."

[Milady]

After how many hours I spent getting FFXIII, Demon's Souls, Resonance of Fate, Nier, Borderlands, and Calamity Trigger plats?

I think not.

You and your fancy things.

Pfft, I don't have one either.

[Synthetik]

Thursday, March 29, 2063 for me.

Now to buy some Marlboro Reds and Bacardi 151 to celebrate! Maybe some pork rinds and some high fructose corn syrup as well...

[Raype]

Thursday, March 29, 2063 for me.

Although I feel as I get older that I may succumb to "The Lethal Danger of Being Fat."

Considering that you're here, you probably should switch it to pessimistic mode.

Because no one who spends as much time near computers as the people around here is going to live a full life.

Pfft, I don't have one either.

Good. Then I can call off the plans to infiltrate your house.

[Raype]

Or, another way, no one who has played half life will truly live a full life.

[Wyrm]

[Milady]

This game is significantly less interesting now that I know what it's like to have seven people trying to smash my face in all at once.

[Synthetik]

Considering that you're here, you probably should switch it to pessimistic mode.

Because no one who spends as much time near computers as the people around here is going to live a full life.

Or, another way, no one who has played half life will truly live a full life.

Shit... you're right.

Wednesday, February 24, 2044

Dammit Gordon!

[Raype]

This game is significantly less interesting now that I know what it's like to have seven people trying to smash my face in all at once.

Or what it's like to help 6 other people push 1 person down some train tracks in the hopes of eventually shoving him off a cliff.

[Raype]

Shit... you're right.

Wednesday, February 24, 2044

Dammit Gordon!

Look on the bright side, at least you'll be safe if the world ever becomes overrun with evil alien barnacles that have a tendency to snack on heads.

[Milady]

Or what it's like to help 6 other people push 1 person down some train tracks in the hopes of eventually shoving him off a cliff.

Fun times.