The Burn-Out: SMASHING Ivolt. The choice of champions.

[Raype]

You didn't technically platinum it until you send the smugshot

Pfft, that's a trophy that doesn't even take skill.

Just a useless accessory that I have no desire to ever acquire.

It'd be like setting my money on fire.

And that's a stupid thing to do when times are dire.

For my bank balance has yet to get higher.

[Tanthias]

Pfft, that's a trophy that doesn't even take skill.

Just a useless accessory that I have no desire to ever acquire.

It'd be like setting my money on fire.

And that's a stupid thing to do when times are dire.

For my bank balance has yet to get higher.

Things that rhyme get you into trouble all the time.

[Raype]

Which is why purple is such a safe color.

For nothing rhymes with purple.

Except nurple, but that isn't even a real word.

Orange is also safe colour. This time with a u. Because that's the correct spelling.

[Inferno.]

I'm getting my hair cut tomorrow, it's so long.

[Sprung]

100 degrees today...

Thank God someone moved and I have an empty apartment to work in today.

[Cosmic]

I'm getting my hair cut tomorrow, it's so long.

Quitter.

[Tanthias]

*messing around with Penumbra*

*examines hole in ground*

"That's the storage room! Thank god I'm still alive!"

"Death is the final unknown."

Ha!

[Inferno.]

Quitter.

Nah brah, I look like a lady.

1. Get it cut super duper short
2. Get another 6-8 months out of it
3. ???
4. Profit

(I'm such a tight bastard with money. )

[Kouen Hasuki]

Hello many peoples!

[Stark]

I have PC again Only temp though, it feels like I've been away for a fortnight, much longer than when I "left" emuparadise for good in my youth

[Cosmic]

Nah brah, I look like a lady.

1. Get it cut super duper short
2. Get another 6-8 months out of it
3. ???
4. Profit

(I'm such a tight bastard with money. )

This is why you should keep the hair and join me in attempting to grow a terrible goatee. Then you'll be all like "Hoes on my dick cuz I look like Jesus."

[Kouen Hasuki]

I have PC again Only temp though, it feels like I've been away for a fortnight, much longer than when I "left" emuparadise for good in my youth

Welcome back to EP (temp)

Whats wrong with your pc?

[Stark]

Welcome back to EP (temp)

Whats wrong with your pc?

It commited suicide after me attempting to softmod my xbox via hotswap.

[Stark]

OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! Slough feg confirmed to show in Nottingham 8th august. I am there.

[Inferno.]

This is why you should keep the hair and join me in attempting to grow a terrible goatee. Then you'll be all like "Hoes on my dick cuz I look like Jesus."

Hmm, interesting.

HOWEVER I think it'll probably be another year or two before I have any visible facial hair.