The Burn-Out: SMASHING Ivolt. The choice of champions.

[Pickles]

Post. . .post toast, roast post toast. . pot roast.. . .where am I?

[Nemkoon]

For the record, I am simply handing out a ribbing in an "all in good fun" kinda way.

I have no actual problem with you.

I treat everyone like this.

Some would call it a sign of affection.

Although before you get all mushy I should point out that I also do this to everyone.

I'm a man whore, you see.

I get that. It's really just the way Milady seems to treat me.
I just feel that she's being more serious than the rest of you.......

[Colamisu]

For the record, I am simply handing out a ribbing in an "all in good fun" kinda way.

I have no actual problem with you.

I treat everyone like this.

Some would call it a sign of affection.

Although before you get all mushy I should point out that I also do this to everyone.

I'm a man whore, you see.

Grab your ankles, and kiss your ass goodbye.

[Nemkoon]

Post. . .post toast, roast post toast. . pot roast.. . .where am I?

Welcome to Toast World.

[Pickles]

For the record, I am simply handing out a ribbing in an "all in good fun" kinda way.

I have no actual problem with you.

I treat everyone like this.

Some would call it a sign of affection.

Although before you get all mushy I should point out that I also do this to everyone.

I'm a man whore, you see.

That reminds me, RETURN MY ASS, FIEND.

[Pickles]

I get that. It's really just the way Milady seems to treat me.
I just feel that she's being more serious than the rest of you.......

Oh you cant take that to heart.

[Colamisu]

I get that. It's really just the way Milady seems to treat me.
I just feel that she's being more serious than the rest of you.......

Doesn't matter one way or the other. Man up, keep a stiff upper lip, etc. People on the internet are entitled to their opinions, and there will always be someone who doesn't like you. The sooner you learn how to deal with it, the better.

[Nemkoon]

Doesn't matter one way or the other. Man up, keep a stiff upper lip, etc. People on the internet are entitled to their opinions, and there will always be someone who doesn't like you. The sooner you learn how to deal with it, the better.

*checks after looking up a recipe for a hate shield*
You say something?

[Nemkoon]

Completely Unrelated to anything: A kid on my freshmen football team is growing a beard.
That is all.

[Synthetik]

I WANT AN OOMPA LOOMPA NOW

[Raype]

I WANT AN OOMPA LOOMPA NOW

Get me a bottle of spraypaint and some green hair dye.

I'll go wrangle up a sprung.

[Nemkoon]

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[Raype]

Completely Unrelated to anything: A kid on my freshmen football team is growing a beard.
That is all.

I clearly should have grown one while I was younger.

I have a feeling it might have slightly increased the number of gropes I received.

So much sexual harassment. Nowadays women don't just randomly grab my ass.

Stupid legal system keeping me from being fondled.

[Wyrm]

I clearly should have grown one while I was younger.

I have a feeling it might have slightly increased the number of gropes I received.

So much sexual harassment. Nowadays women don't just randomly grab my ass.

Stupid legal system keeping me from being fondled.

It's a damn shame, mate.

[Raype]

It's a damn shame, mate.

I know, right? Romance is dead. Time was you could approach a woman without getting a face full of mace.

Where women would openly admire your package.

A time when physical contact wasn't so heavily frowned upon.

And then adulthood happens.

On the plus side, I'm still adequately tall enough to look down chick's tops without them noticing.

Yes, I'm looking at your face. It's...the angle, you see.