The Burn-Out: SMASHING Ivolt. The choice of champions.

[Synthetik]

Looks like it's you and I, mate.

Right. You be Jake Gyllenhaal and I'll be Heath Ledger.

Don't worry, I didn't forget about you.

Have the machines attacked yet? Mine are still playing dumb. But I'm on to them.

[Dr Mario]

For some reason, I'm still here.

This terrifies me.

[Devi]

For some reason, I'm still here.

This terrifies me.

We're about to get a special viewing of Brokeback Mountain.

[Milady]

For some reason, I'm still here.

This terrifies me.

I'm pretending not to be.

[Ivolt]

For some reason, I'm still here.

This terrifies me.

That's terrible.

It's almost like you don't love us anymore.

Remember all those times you killed me?

Neither do I, but those did happen.

We still talk about them occasionally. Mostly while laughing at my most recent of failures.

[Ivolt]

I'm pretending not to be.

You're failing hard.

[Synthetik]

[Devi]

Don't worry, I didn't forget about you.

Have the machines attacked yet? Mine are still playing dumb. But I'm on to them.

Hahaha I'm embracing the revolution now that all my electronics areN'T trying to explode in my face. It's less deadly - I'm too squishy to fight off the Terminator, anyway.

Edit: A typo can change everything.

[Milady]

You're failing hard.

Your opinion is irrelevant.

[Rasgrez]

[Wyrm]

Right. You be Jake Gyllenhaal and I'll be Heath Ledger.

[Dr Mario]

Remember all those times you killed me?

Mostly, I remember you getting other people killed and me simply allowing you to die by not interfering.

[Ivolt]

Your opinion is irrelevant.

That's one persons' opinion.

Mostly, I remember you getting other people killed and me simply allowing you to die by not interfering.

I see you never forgave me for that Ice Storm when we where fighting those golems.

I told you, that was an accident, how was I supposed to know that storms can go backwards? Or that it would kill you near instantly? I mean shit, you had armor and a shield and everything, that shouldn't have happened.

[Synthetik]

Hahaha I'm embracing the revolution now that all my electronics are trying to explode in my face. It's less deadly - I'm too squishy to fight off the Terminator, anyway.

My computer keeps making this loud popping sound and scaring the crap out of me late at night. Very suspicious. It may be able to beat me at chess but it's no match in a kickboxing competition.

[Wyrm]

My computer keeps making this loud popping sound and scaring the crap out of me late at night. Very suspicious. It may be able to beat me at chess but it's no match in a kickboxing competition.

Or a magnet