The Burn-Out: SMASHING Ivolt. The choice of champions.

[Raype]

Tan, you really need to stop leaving the door open all day.

It's like a zoo in there.

Now I know you rockstars never close your doors or anything.

But there's a point where things like this have to stop and you've gone far, far past it.

[Ivolt]

Soon he'll find a racoon in his house, and it'll be a party.

[Slacker Magician]

It's a tree gorilla, everybody run !

[Raype]

It'd be like that movie Animal House, except there'd be literal animals in the house.

And then it'll turn into Animal Farm.

And then we'll have to deal with people pointing out how socialism fails.

And stuff.

[Slacker Magician]

Time for sleep.

[Mistral]

Skiurid.

Because evil squirrel monsters.

EVIL. SQUIRREL. MONSTERS.

Wolf in Sheep's Clothing. It's a bunny. On a stump. And then it attacks you with tentacles. The stump, not the bunny. Well, technically the bunny, too.

That and the killkittens. An adventurer is walking along a forest path, and all of a sudden, s/he see an injured kitty lying in the middle of the path. Confronted with this, what is an adventurer to do?
A.) Heal it
B.) Ignore it and walk past
C.) KILL IT WITH FIRE!

If you answered A, it claws the hapless healer. Its hollow claw injects a paralytic venom that completely freezes the adventurer, and dozens of adorable kittens swarm out from the forest to eat the victim alive.
If you answered B, congratulations. As long as they don't swarm out just to keep you from escaping.
If you answered C...um...clearly, you've experienced the joy of killkittens before.

It's like 3.5 Commoner versus Housecat arguments were sent back in time, and Gygax Hargrave thought, "what a wonderful idea."

[Ivolt]

Oh man, I just remembered the Survivor PrC for Commoners.

Gives them DR/- every 2 levels. Which is really useful when you have d4 health.

Except not really, because you have D4 health.

[Slacker Magician]

I wish I could figure out where the damned spiders come from; I've killed 4 in the past couple of weeks. I cleaned and moved everything and I can't figure out where they are coming from. Must be phase spiders .

[Slacker Magician]

[Mistral]

Oh man, I just remembered the Survivor PrC for Commoners.

Gives them DR/- every 2 levels. Which is really useful when you have d4 health.

Except not really, because you have D4 health.

That's always fun. Combine it with Chicken Infested flaw, because, you know, chickens. Infinite chickens.
Then you work into classes that give you bonuses with improvised weapons (chickens) and melee bonuses to ranged attacks (with chickens). Or Bard for Dragonfire Inspiration (flaming chickens). Then you name your character Colonel Sanders and things start getting weird...

[Ivolt]

That's always fun. Combine it with Chicken Infested flaw, because, you know, chickens. Infinite chickens.
Then you work into classes that give you bonuses with improvised weapons (chickens) and melee bonuses to ranged attacks (with chickens). Or Bard for Dragonfire Inspiration (flaming chickens). Then you name your character Colonel Sanders and things start getting weird...

Oh yes, Part of the fun of 3.5 was looking at all the rules and optimizing them in the most ridiculous ways ever.

[Jazzmarazz]

Ugh...I spent about 4 hours straight of soldering, but it works. The schemat I posted was to add a link port to the Super Gameboy.

[Kouen Hasuki]

Woke up and looked outside and it looks shitty as hell out there

Fuck it im staying in

[Kouen Hasuki]

The new Fallout New Vegas DLC looks good and is out in 4 days... NOM!

I Loved Dead Money, didnt much like Honest Hearts though im not much of a Cowboys n Indians person though but B movie sci fi fuck yea! Bring on the Old World Blues DLC!

http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/07/12/fa...ame=0&ns_fee=0

[Jase]

Hey, studmuffin.

<3


Brisbanes main Highway, im driving around on it at work lol.
Got night shift all next week, 50 bucks an hour, 10 hour shifts, even if we work 4 hours we get paid for 10, cant wait!