The Burn-Out: SMASHING Ivolt. The choice of champions.

[Jazzmarazz]

You're 404ing?

awesome

sorry.

I wonder how they would be cooked?

[Slacker Magician]

Fixed. AU-THEN-TI-CATE.

[brit]

It's called printer sharing. They invented it about the same time as locking hubcaps.

Yeah, I know that, buttass. The issue was that it wasn't working for three months. lol.

[Slacker Magician]

sorry.

I mean.... cute .

Spoiler warning:

Tasty looking

[Sprung]

Yeah, I know that, buttass. The issue was that it wasn't working for three months. lol.

lol "buttass"

[Slacker Magician]

lol "buttass"

I'm definitely going to use it as an insult at some point .

[Raype]

Almost as strange as an Owlbear .

I've always been partial to bugbears myself.

"oh hey, it's just a gobli-JESUSFUCKINGCHRIST"

Just hope I don't end up thinking "too much Renaissance and too much Ezio" when I play it

I know who you was..
*sniper cat pic goes here*

Well it's still the Renaissance, and it's still Ezio. And he's probably gotten more Ezio over the years. I limited myself to a quick run of the first sequence as a means of playtesting/testing the disk/whatever.

He got propositioned for sex twice.

TWICE.

And he accepted both times.

It's the fucking prologue.

But I've always been the "ha ha ha, oh Ezio, you card" type when it came to his character. So I can overlook a lot of that stuff which may incite the scorn of some. Also, I play a lot of JRPGs, so I'm used to a protagonist with a tendency to do the absolute stupidest thing possible and royally fuck over everyone under the pretense that it's "the right thing to do" even when it goes completely against the character's morals and backstory.

You're a professional killer. You've killed a lot of people. You've murdered people who you weren't even sure were involved with things. You've killed people for doing their fucking job. You killed innocent bystanders in this war whose only crime was being brainwashed. Something that even you aren't immune to. And NOW is when you show restraint? Now? When a serious threat to the world is lying before you defeated and nobody would ever in a million years blame you for killing him. When he died historically, people rejoiced in the streets. His successor essentially stated that it's pointless to pray for him because he was such a bastard he's no doubt already in hell and nothing will ever save his soul. He has enough power to trample your entire country. And this is the guy you decide to spare? Goddammit Ezio. You deserved what happened.

Unreal Tournament 2004 doesn't look half bad .

And it isn't. I enjoyed it. Although avoid the UT classic purists. They'll whine. And whine. And whine. And so forth.

[Slacker Magician]

I've always been partial to bugbears myself.

"oh hey, it's just a gobli-JESUSFUCKINGCHRIST"

And it isn't. I enjoyed it. Although avoid the UT classic purists. They'll whine. And whine. And whine. And so forth.

Bugbears have some kind of purpose. Owlbears are ridiculous and nothing else .
I've liked all the games in the series.

[Raype]

Bugbears have some kind of purpose. Owlbears are ridiculous and nothing else .
I've liked all the games in the series.

Skiurid.

Because evil squirrel monsters.

EVIL. SQUIRREL. MONSTERS.

[Ivolt]

Ezio is so awesome, he didn't kill a man just because he didn't give a fuck.

[Ivolt]

Skiurid.

Because evil squirrel monsters.

EVIL. SQUIRREL. MONSTERS.

But can they fly?

[Slacker Magician]

Skiurid.

Because evil squirrel monsters.

EVIL. SQUIRREL. MONSTERS.

The HD of champions.

[Slacker Magician]

But can they fly?

They can dimension door .

[Raype]

But can they fly?

I'm told that's what sailsnakes are for.

Ezio is so awesome, he didn't kill a man just because he didn't give a fuck.

It'd be cooler if he shanked a man in the vatican just to watch him die.

[Tanthias]

Holy crap, that roach was 10 times louder than the mole that was in here last week (but then, the mole was a quiet little guy).

On the bright side, it made it easy to track the thing down and kill it.