
Originally Posted by
Raype
The strongest hipster you say.
LOOK, UP IN THE SKY! NO, NOT THERE, THAT PART OF THE SKY IS TOO MAINSTREAM. LOOK CLOSER TO THE HORIZON. BUT NOT ON THE HORIZON, THAT'D BE SELLING OUT.
It's SUPER HIPSTER!
This is the story of Leopold Davish, once nothing more than a barista at an indie coffee shop you never heard of, his life was forever changed when he was splashed by a grande mocha lotte that was exposed to beta waves (it's a type of radiation, not that you'd know anything about that).
Now he has the power of 20 skinny men, or 12 roadies for Placebo. Faster than a speeding fixie. Able to leap tall Apple Stores in a single bound (which is like a jump, pleb). Able to see irony from two towns away.
He fights misdemeanors and other crimes too underground for regular heros. But his kryptonite? Pop culture.
Yes, Super Hipster. The greatest superhero of all time.