
Originally Posted by
Cosmic
Cyrix 120Mhz, 28MB RAM (really 32 but 4MB was "borrowed" for video; again, no 3D card), 2GB hard drive.
"Cosmic, are you finished playing that demo? No? Too bad, you're deleting the fucking thing right now. 50MB? Do you know that's the equivalent of 5,000 Word documents? Space is precious. I don't care if it took you five hours to download it on dial-up, it's your own fault for being stupid enough to play these computer games where you run around like a blue arsed fly shooting people. I really don't like you playing those games. No wonder your school work is suffering if this is the sort of drivel you're surrounding yourself with. I despair of you, boy, I really do. What's this one called again? Half Life? Is that game violent too? That game sounds violent. And just how much is this phone bill costing us, young man?"
*wipes tear from eye*
Those were the days.