The Socks-Out: Sleeping is mission impossible.

[Fer!]

Rumour about Crysis being ported for X360.

I can already hear the bitching.

[Gare]

I don't see why people would bitch about that, but then again, lololol PC elitists. I mean, I can keep playing the PC version to my heart's content, no one's gonna take it away, so why should I give a fuck about a port?

[Gare]

Also, the next time you visit Fakku, look up the artist "Tosh". Art style should be right up your alley.

You're welcome.

[Fer!]

BECAUSE FUCKING CONSOLE PEASANTS CAN PLAY IT AS WELL AND IT'S NOT EXCLUSIVE ANYMORE. HNNNNNNNNGH.

I swear, you're the only one I know who has played it and said: "You know, it's a good game". Rather than: "BUT CAN YOUR PC RUN CRYSIS BRAH? I THINK NOT!".

But how is the game? Is it good?

I CAN RUN IT AND THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS.

*uninstalls

[Fer!]

Also, the next time you visit Fakku, look up the artist "Tosh". Art style should be right up your alley.

You're welcome.

*Ctrl+T
*enters fakku and artist name

Oh.

OH. You were right. I don't know how, but you are.

[Fer!]

Mogudan artwork is just ugh.

[Gare]

Yeah, it's sad how it's being judged for being a "glorified tech demo" when it's actually a rather fun FPS.

I remember this one time I wanted to surprise a bunch of Koreans holed up in a house.

Super-jump onto the roof.

MAXIMUM STRENGTH ENABLED.

PUNCH THE FUCKING ROOF WITH ALL MY MIGHT.

Surprise buttsex/death from above. Fun times.

Replace "roof" with "wall" and you get equally good times and scared shitless Koreans.

[Jazzmarazz]

Replace "roof" with "wall" and you get equally good times and scared shitless Koreans.

Surprise buttsex/death from the side?

[Fer!]

Yeah, it's sad how it's being judged for being a "glorified tech demo" when it's actually a rather fun FPS.

I remember this one time I wanted to surprise a bunch of Koreans holed up in a house.

Super-jump onto the roof.

MAXIMUM STRENGTH ENABLED.

PUNCH THE FUCKING ROOF WITH ALL MY MIGHT.

Surprise buttsex/death from above. Fun times.

Replace "roof" with "wall" and you get equally good times and scared shitless Koreans.

I saw a video of a guy throwing a frog into the sky, it was hilarious. Is Crysis GTA with a power suit?

[Gare]

I saw a video of a guy throwing a frog into the sky, it was hilarious. Is Crysis GTA with a power suit?

Not exactly, but you can do all sorts of fun stuff nonetheless. You're pretty much Arnold and the Predator in one person.

[Gare]

*Ctrl+T
*enters fakku and artist name

Oh.

OH. You were right. I don't know how, but you are.

Oh, I always am.

And yes, Mogudan is UGH, wtf is this shit.

Surprise buttsex/death from the side?

Uh, yes? As in, you punch through a wall when a Korean is standing behind it. Because using the door is not hardcore enough.

[Inferno.]

What happened with Crysis 2 anyway? Why did it go from being like Far Cry with super powers to being like Call of Duty with super powers?

[Fer!]

Hot cakes are being eaten.

Om nom nom. I love raining weather. Except when I'm outside.

[Fer!]

No matter how many times I look at fanfic adaptations into Garry's Mod, I always laugh my ass off.

[Cookie Monster]

I think that trophy might be glitched in some way.

In any case, 100 isn't that low. You're probably below the requirement.

It is. I died much more than that getting all the seeds and got the trophy.