The Socks-Out: Sleeping is mission impossible.

[Nemkoon]

but...all those people in the commercial are happy...

They're happy because they get paid.

[Raype]

Those people are also quite happy they're alive.

What about the numerous people who get set up on dates never to be seen again.

Until someone checks the deep freeze in that creepy guys place.

[Zaladane]

You might begin to like fallout once you get a little more into it.

[Quiji]

So, a little research into the alien breeding pods growing on my arm has led me to the conclusion this is poison oak instead of poison ivy. I had gigantic bubbles filled with goo, instead of the little itchy red bumps generally associated with poison ivy.

Last night I took a wet washrag and busted all the bubbles open to get all the goo out...and a bit more blood than I had expected. Hurt like hell to do it, but as soon as I was done, it felt so much better. But, since it is now a bunch of open flesh wounds, they are seeping...everywhere. I wrapped it with an ace bandage last night, and it went through. Same today...except this time it stuck to my arm. Ouch.

I hate poison oak. Kill it.

You're turning into a zombie.

The next stage is a hunger for flesh. Or loss of proper grammar. I forget which.

[Cosmic]

Those people are also quite happy they're alive.

What about the numerous people who get set up on dates never to be seen again.

Until someone checks the deep freeze in that creepy guys place.

What? No, Chen never disemboweled anyone he met on eHarmony. You must be thinking of those other, lesser competitors.

[Raype]

You're turning into a zombie.

The next stage is a hunger for flesh. Or loss of proper grammar. I forget which.

Can we be certain there wasn't an unfortunate teleporter accident in his recent past?

[Quiji]

Can we be certain there wasn't an unfortunate teleporter accident in his recent past?

Couldn't it be a combination of both?

[Elin]

Uncharted 3 beta~ <3

[Drageuth]

www.eharmony.com

Ha. I'm not that desperate.

Yet...

It works wonders! I swear by it!
I had an account for three months and got all of zero dates!


Fucking waste of money that was.

You might begin to like fallout once you get a little more into it.

That's what everyone keeps telling me. I honestly think I'm going to give it another shot and just force my way through it at least once.

[Drageuth]

For now, though... time to start Uncharted: Drake's Fortune on Crushing.
Sounds so much more ominous in italics.

[Mistral]

It works wonders! I swear by it!
I had an account for three months and got all of zero dates!

Sounds like a dream. No bad dates, never been stood up, and an effectively infinite success ratio.

[Drageuth]

Sounds like a dream. No bad dates, never been stood up, and an effectively infinite success ratio.

Can't argue with numbers like that.

[Raype]

...

I have doubts they did an internal beta.

The grenades are glitched as hell.

If you die from a grenade, you cannot respawn.

At all.

I'm currently watching a game where no one can move.

Because we all died in a series of explosions.

It's hilarious.

[Cookie Monster]

For now, though... time to start Uncharted: Drake's Fortune on Crushing.
Sounds so much more ominous in italics.

Good luck! (you are going to need it )

...

I have doubts they did an internal beta.

The grenades are glitched as hell.

If you die from a grenade, you cannot respawn.

At all.

I'm currently watching a game where no one can move.

Because we all died in a series of explosions.

It's hilarious.

It's better that way, we don't want you to reach level 25 tonight

[Elin]

I had the game lock up on me after five minutes. :'D Probably a good thing since it's getting late anyway. Though that little cutscene it showed as it was loading was dreaaaaamy. <3