The Socks-Out: Sleeping is mission impossible.

[Sprung]

The only thing about him you could straighten, I'd wager.

I have pills.

[Cosmic]

You came to the states and didn't even visit me.
I wanted to straighten your hair.

I want to visit Indiana. It has many famous landmarks to see and touch, for example that one tree Strongbad drove into.

[Slacker Magician]

The only thing about him you could straighten, I'd wager.

[Littledood]

You'll never catch me in a public pool. Too many people use it for bathing and bathroom facilities.

Mm, so true... I wish I had enough money to get my own pool

[Sprung]

I want to visit Indiana. It has many famous landmarks to see and touch, for example that one tree Strongbad drove into.

We love that tree. Er...stump. We was going pretty fast, you know.

[Cosmic]

The only thing about him you could straighten, I'd wager.

But my doctor said the curve could be corrected through surgery.

[Pickles]

But my doctor said the curve could be corrected through surgery.

I missed you.

Important note: I've been drinking.

[Sprung]

But my doctor said the curve could be corrected through surgery.

Keep it. You can peek around corners with that thing!

[Elin]

From a Christian game blurb:

"let the Creators' light shine brightly"

Oh dear. One little apostrophe in the wrong place, and suddenly you've declared there to be more than one God.

[Slacker Magician]

From a Christian game blurb:

"let the Creators' light shine brightly"

Oh dear. One little apostrophe in the wrong place, and suddenly you've declared there to be more than one God.

[Slacker Magician]

I should get some kind of prize for killing threads as often as I do .

[Sprung]

I have poison ivy from my elbow to my wrist on my left arm

I swear I just want to grab some sandpaper and grind it to the bone.

[Slacker Magician]

I have poison ivy from my elbow to my wrist on my left arm

I swear I just want to grab some sandpaper and grind it to the bone.

I''ve been in poison ivy several times, never had anything happen though.

[Sprung]

I''ve been in poison ivy several times, never had anything happen though.

Some people don't get it at all, even if they pull it up and hold it in their hands.

I hate those people.

[Sprung]

I bought some spray for it, and cut the end of a sock off, so I could cover my arm. I know it will spread if I touch it...