I like how even Tassadar sounds less stupid than I do.
FUCK YOU ALL.
/back to stabbing his throat in the hopes it'll fix his voice
I could barely hear him. :\
Also, I snapped. Hilariously.
I couldn't stop laughing till I told myself it wasn't my fault.
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Got my gas mask in today. So freaking awesome.
I think I'm going to slip into a coma before I ever finish farming in FFXIII.![]()
Got a tip for you. Do not make small talk with your customers.
Lady comes up to me, asks about the sale I happen to be stocking. I tell her which brand of yogurt is the one in advert and she goes on to show me her gaping and bloody hole in her mouth. She says she just got back from the dentist after having her tooth pulled and she can only eat yogurt for the time being. After removing her fingers from inside her mouth, she placed her hand on my shoulder and thanked me. I very nearly died that day. Or at least put out the rest of her teeth.
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