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    Quote Originally Posted by Drageuth View Post
    Haven't you heard?

    Kermit is ugly as sin.

    No woman would touch him.

    Not even a prostitute.
    He got herpes from having sex qith himself

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog View Post
    But at least my testicles are even.
    If we're going by nut size, then I'm like... six times the man you are.

    And interestingly enough (notreallyinteresting), my brand of smokes does have a maple leaf on the package...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemesis View Post
    He got herpes from having sex qith himself
    One of these days, you're going to take sex ed in school. And someone will ask if you can actually get pregnant by sitting on a toilet seat. And you might snigger, you might facepalm a little bit, but in that moment, you will have the realization of what I have to deal with every time I read one of your posts.

    kthxbie

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drageuth View Post
    One of these days, you're going to take sex ed in school. And someone will ask if you can actually get pregnant by sitting on a toilet seat. And you might snigger, you might facepalm a little bit, but in that moment, you will have the realization of what I have to deal with every time I read one of your posts.

    kthxbie
    Already took sex ed this year thank you very much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemesis View Post
    Already took sex ed this year thank you very much.
    And I learned about Kermit from it too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drageuth View Post
    If we're going by nut size, then I'm like... six times the man you are.
    Sure, but at least it doesn't look like I've given birth to a giant hairy raisin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemesis View Post
    Already took sex ed this year thank you very much.
    Did you get strangely aroused by the pictures of an erection?

    Maybe a little bit jealous that they have hair down there?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog View Post
    Sure, but at least it doesn't look like I've given birth to a giant hairy raisin.
    If you must know, it's seeing as it's so large, it doesn't necessarily fit. So that side is shockingly smooth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drageuth View Post
    Did you get strangely aroused by the pictures of an erection?

    Maybe a little bit jealous that they have hair down there?
    Or that they can see it when they look down?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drageuth View Post
    Did you get strangely aroused by the pictures of an erection?

    Maybe a little bit jealous that they have hair down there?
    That part of it was in 5th grade.

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    Darksiders = awesome

    That is all.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemesis View Post
    And I learned about Kermit from it too.
    What, puppets?

    No wonder the American school system is so fucked up, if they're teaching you about puppets in sex ed...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drageuth View Post
    If you must know, it's seeing as it's so large, it doesn't necessarily fit. So that side is shockingly smooth.
    Water on the ball: The true way to look like a pornstar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Darksiders = awesome

    That is all.

    I you so much right now. Most fun I've had with a game in a long time.

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