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    Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
    I hope all that sex was worth it.

    Because you've got over a decade of this shit to put up with.

    Also, it was a lot of sex.
    Which is good, 'cause it has to carry me through my current dry spell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fer! View Post
    I've got a rubik cube on my desk for some reason.

    For respect towards my own mental sanity, I'm not even going to attempt to solve it.
    Its not THAT hard
    Especially if you know the patterns

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fer! View Post
    Mine has a good pair too, but the secret here is that hers don't look or feel like sandbags with missing several pounds of sand. C Model 'fondles' her breasts and it looks like she's grabbing a beanie bag. It's revolting.
    Cottage Cheese Boobs?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Worm View Post
    Its not THAT hard
    Especially if you know the patterns
    Or pick the stickers off and re arrange em

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fer! View Post
    Mine has a good pair too, but the secret here is that hers don't look or feel like sandbags with missing several pounds of sand. C Model 'fondles' her breasts and it looks like she's grabbing a beanie bag. It's revolting.
    Fucking silicone, it ruins everything.

    A world without jiggle and squishiness is not a world worth living in.

    Quote Originally Posted by Fer! View Post
    I can imagine his son going to the bathroom and shouting TROGDOR really loud.

    Then Drageuth just loses all hope for living.
    SHITTINATING ALL THE PEOPLE.

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    Fucking silicone, it ruins everything.

    A world without jiggle and squishiness is not a world worth living in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kouen View Post
    Or pick the stickers off and re arrange em
    No thats how you fuck with someone who knows how to solve it.
    'Cause if the colors arent in the right places on the cube, the pattern is completely fucked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
    SHITTINATING ALL THE PEOPLE.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Worm View Post
    No thats how you fuck with someone who knows how to solve it.
    'Cause if the colors arent in the right places on the cube, the pattern is completely fucked.
    Hence more smart You get lulz and look awesome for completing it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kouen View Post
    Hence more smart You get lulz and look awesome for completing it
    You are pure evil

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drageuth View Post
    Also, it was a lot of sex.
    Which is good, 'cause it has to carry me through my current dry spell.
    That drought back in '02 was a dry spell.

    You're in the fucking dust bowl.

    Quote Originally Posted by Drageuth View Post
    It wasn't the fact that he shits too much.
    It's the fact that that was one very, VERY liquid shit.

    I hope I don't have a decade of cleaning up shitty underwear.
    The rest of it, while probably more aggravating, at least won't involve actual shit.
    Less meat, more veggies. Perhaps it's time to introduce him to Canadian food. It's not like you want him to live forever or anything.

    How about the part where he moves back in with his own kid after getting his high school girlfriend pregnant?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
    Less meat, more veggies. Perhaps it's time to introduce him to Canadian food. It's not like you want him to live forever or anything.

    How about the part where he moves back in with his own kid after getting his high school girlfriend pregnant?
    He really likes fruit.

    That's... that's probably not helping.

    And if he is following my example, then he would be moving in with his girlfriend's family with his kid. In which case, I'm free and clear.

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    Drag's weekend:

    /Playing video games.
    /Suddenly smells shit.
    /Looks at son.

    "One of us just shit."


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    Quote Originally Posted by The Worm View Post
    Drag's weekend:

    /Playing video games.
    /Suddenly smells shit.
    /Looks at son.

    "One of us just shit."

    Replace "son" with "completely empty chair," and you've pretty much nailed it.

    Be back, gotta go change my underwear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drageuth View Post
    Replace "son" with "completely empty chair," and you've pretty much nailed it.

    Be back, gotta go change my underwear.

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