The Blood-Out: Time to Freeze It then Melt it!

[Raype]

I hope all that sex was worth it.

Because you've got over a decade of this shit to put up with.

[Fer!]

Anyone remembers Christina Model?

That dumb looking slut that danced weirdly and balancing her breasts?

Yes?

Well, her tits look like shit now. Just saying. She's the embodiment of "DON'T FUCKING GET A BOOBJOB."

[Fer!]

It was a note for the future, if you happen to spawn little demon shitbuckets.

HOW CAN THAT MUCH COME OUT OF SOMETHING THAT LITTLE.

[Wyrm]

So. To all of you who ever have kids. And you start potty training them. Feed that little fucker lots of cheese and clog them right up.
'cause FUCK. I don't want to clean that up ever again.

This made my night.
"You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later."

[screwed]

motherfucker got horse blood

[Raype]

Anyone remembers Christina Model?

That dumb looking slut that danced weirdly and balancing her breasts?

Yes?

Well, her tits look like shit now. Just saying. She's the embodiment of "DON'T FUCKING GET A BOOBJOB."

Wow, that is some depressing sag you got going on there.

And the roundness is so off.

Women need to realize that big breasts are not a big deal.

I'm perfectly fine with smaller sized breasts.

But what do I know, I'm deeply infatuated on a chick with tig ol' bitties.

[screwed]

HOW CAN THAT MUCH COME OUT OF SOMETHING THAT LITTLE.

[Kouen Hasuki]

AND THE TROGDOR COMES IN THE NIGHT!

[Wyrm]

Wow, that is some depressing sag you got going on there.

And the roundness is so off.

Women need to realize that big breasts are not a big deal.

I'm perfectly fine with smaller sized breasts.

But what do I know, I'm deeply infatuated on a chick with tig ol' bitties.

Anything more than a hand full is a waste, mate.

[Raype]

Anything more than a hand full is a waste, mate.

Big hands.

[Fer!]

Wow, that is some depressing sag you got going on there.

And the roundness is so off.

Women need to realize that big breasts are not a big deal.

I'm perfectly fine with smaller sized breasts.

But what do I know, I'm deeply infatuated on a chick with tig ol' bitties.

Mine has a good pair too, but the secret here is that hers don't look or feel like sandbags with missing several pounds of sand. C Model 'fondles' her breasts and it looks like she's grabbing a beanie bag. It's revolting.

[Fer!]

AND THE TROGDOR COMES IN THE NIGHT!

I can imagine his son going to the bathroom and shouting TROGDOR really loud.

Then Drageuth just loses all hope for living.

[Drageuth]

better solution, just give um a nice sized glass of Metamucil, liquid Fiber does wonders

It wasn't the fact that he shits too much.
It's the fact that that was one very, VERY liquid shit.

Spoiler warning:

Drag's face during/after the ordeal.

Pretty much. 'cept not really, 'cause I was in "doting father" mode getting him cleaned up.

I hope all that sex was worth it.

Because you've got over a decade of this shit to put up with.

I hope I don't have a decade of cleaning up shitty underwear.
The rest of it, while probably more aggravating, at least won't involve actual shit.

HOW CAN THAT MUCH COME OUT OF SOMETHING THAT LITTLE.

It was a lot of shit.

[Wyrm]

Big hands.

Me too

[Fer!]

I've got a rubik cube on my desk for some reason.

For respect towards my own mental sanity, I'm not even going to attempt to solve it.