The Dismemberment-Out: It's been nice knowing you, Jazz

[Kermit Da Frog]

Hey Ray, Canada's up.

[Milady]

Clearly the trick is to never get bored.

Alternatively, find a variety of chocolate that is not delicious.

I think the former is easier, to be honest.

I'm not a huge chocolate fan, I'm sure I could find at least one variety I'm not fond of.

Anyway, I blame my boyfriend. Before him I lived at my father's house and never ate.

Now I'm constantly surrounded by junk food, and I have to cook my own dinners.

It's super fun when I get to teach hospital patients about how much their diets suck.

[Raype]

Oh boy.

/powers on PS3

[Rasgrez]

[Dr Mario]

It's super fun when I get to teach hospital patients about how much their diets suck.

Try being a paid trainer and having to make the same explanations.

'Because, unlike you, I don't base my entire estimation of fitness off the visibility of someones abs' doesn't tend to go down well.

[Milady]

Try being a paid trainer and having to make the same explanations.

'Because, unlike you, I don't base my entire estimation of fitness off the visibility of someones abs' doesn't tend to go down well.

I agree, "stop eating fried food five times a day or else you're never going to get that new heart you're hoping for and you're going to die," has a much better ring to it.

[Raype]

I'm not a huge chocolate fan, I'm sure I could find at least one variety I'm not fond of.

Anyway, I blame my boyfriend. Before him I lived at my father's house and never ate.

Now I'm constantly surrounded by junk food, and I have to cook my own dinners.

It's super fun when I get to teach hospital patients about how much their diets suck.

Fine fine, a non delicious type of chip and/or dip.

[Milady]

Fine fine, a non delicious type of chip and/or dip.

How about Fritos? And bean or guacamole dip.

Gross.

[Raype]

There we go, just substitute all those leftover doritos for fritos and load up on guacamole dip.

You'll stop craving junk food.

You may also have to put up with extreme quantities of whining.

Might I suggest earplugs?

[Milady]

There we go, just substitute all those leftover doritos for fritos and load up on guacamole dip.

You'll stop craving junk food.

You may also have to put up with extreme quantities of whining.

Might I suggest earplugs?

This plan has potential.

[Rasgrez]

Food.

Teriyaki chicken w/ rice, and a bowl of chicken noodle soup.

[Milady]

And then Rasgrez walks in and talks about teriyaki.

[Rasgrez]

But I've been hungry all night.

[Dr Mario]

I agree, "stop eating fried food five times a day or else you're never going to get that new heart you're hoping for and you're going to die," has a much better ring to it.

I may have to try a variant on that one.

Along with finding one to shut up half the skinnyfat guys I have to deal with.

[Kermit Da Frog]

I agree, "stop eating fried food five times a day or else you're never going to get that new heart you're hoping for and you're going to die," has a much better ring to it.

I'd just walk in, say "DAAAAAAAAAAMN!", walk out, walk back in, say "You gon' die!", walk out, walk back in with a large group of people, point at them, and say, "Bitch gon' die!"