The Dismemberment-Out: It's been nice knowing you, Jazz

[Slacker Magician]

I'm sorry. I shall amend my statement:

Now that everyone I actually like but Ras has buggered off.

[Rasgrez]

[Milady]

I hate cooking.

Especially when it's almost one in the morning, and I haven't even been awake long enough to want anything resembling lunch. Much less dinner.

FML.

[Milady]

Also, Drag.

[Raype]

I hate cooking.

Especially when it's almost one in the morning, and I haven't even been awake long enough to want anything resembling lunch. Much less dinner.

FML.

What's worse is when you've been awake all day and you feel like you should have eaten something today aside from a handful of doritos.

But it's 2 am and you're feeling tired. So you probably won't consume anything because if you did it's seriously throw your body off.

[Milady]

What's worse is when you've been awake all day and you feel like you should have eaten something today aside from a handful of doritos.

But it's 2 am and you're feeling tired. So you probably won't consume anything because if you did it's seriously throw your body off.

I would prefer that.

Because that would mean there wasn't a boyfriend whining at me to cook something, despite the fact that he's been awake all day and is perfectly capable of cooking something for himself.

[Raype]

*goes to youtube*
*new interface*

KILL IT. KILL IT AND SEND IT BACK TO HELL.

I do not appreciate this new dropdown style.

I would prefer that.

Because that would mean there wasn't a boyfriend whining at me to cook something, despite the fact that he's been awake all day and is perfectly capable of cooking something for himself.

To be fair, if there was someone to whine to I probably would have done so about an hour or two ago.

[Rasgrez]

I would prefer that.

Because that would mean there wasn't a boyfriend whining at me to cook something, despite the fact that he's been awake all day and is perfectly capable of cooking something for himself.

Then why doesn't he?

[Milady]

To be fair, if there was someone to whine to I probably would have done so about an hour or two ago.

Usually I don't mind so much. But waking up to see that it's already dark outside has put me in a more-irritable-than-usual mood.

That, and finding all the pans stacked up in a manner that prevented me from getting them down without injury or a chair, hearing the dishwasher on even though none of the dirty dishes were actually put into it, and about a million other things.

[Slacker Magician]

I think I better migrate to my bed before I collapse and breaker something .

[Milady]

Then why doesn't he?

Because he's a human male and I've decided they're the laziest creatures on the planet.

[Slacker Magician]

Like my English, for example .

[Rasgrez]

Because he's a human male and I've decided they're the laziest creatures on the planet.

Because he's a human male and I've decided they're the laziest creatures on the planet.

[Slacker Magician]

Because he's a human male and I've decided they're the laziest creatures on the planet.

Tell him you won't make him food for a week if you make something for him now .

With that, I'm actually off.

[Ivolt]

The thought process of Ivolt

-remove pants
-wait, you're hungry
-place pants back on
-leave house
-what are you eating?
-no idea
-re-enter house, remove pants
-how bout you get pizza?
-place pants back on go to store
-walk home
-indulge