Ways I've fallen asleep:
Sitting indian-style on a couch, facing the cushions.
In the shower, standing up till the water got cold.
Upside down.
I keep fucking up the way things are supposed to work, aren't I?
Think I'll go play the DS. *tips hat*
....
Wait, I'm not wearing a hat... what did I just tip....?
I'll be off for a bit as well.