The Dismemberment-Out: It's been nice knowing you, Jazz

[Drageuth]

Try not to think that he is only the size of a toddler in bed then.

Their feet are level with your junk. It can get... painful.

... just an FYI.

[Kermit Da Frog]

Try not to think that he is only the size of a toddler in bed then.

So the term "baby penis" can be used?

[Milady]

Because you'll show up for a few seconds and promptly get run over by a car while Sprung dances around in her panties and Drag stalks people on FB before running out to get something to eat.

Come now, we all know there's only one member I enjoy picturing getting run over by a car.

Thankfully, I don't enjoy it enough to actually dream about it.

I might have to vomit if that happened.

You don't want us to talk to you any longer?

Not true!

:chu:

[Ivolt]

But for how long?

Forever, I assume.

Of course, I've been wrong before.

Someone got finished with Fatal, mentally.

I was finished with FATAL when I reached page 4.

Pages 5-977 were just me trolling the shit out of myself.

I really should do a dead ass review/conclusive lookthrough of it. On the blog. It would be amusing.

Can't deny this, can't pretend

I thought you were the one!




Hold me, Ivolt.
DON'T EVER LET ME GO!

NEAR, FAR, WHEREEVER YOU ARE
I BELIEVE THAT THE HEART GOES ON

[Tanthias]

Come now, we all know there's only one member I enjoy picturing getting run over by a car.

Thankfully, I don't enjoy it enough to actually dream about it.

I might have to vomit if that happened.

Not true!

:chu:

True enough

You're just trying to make us feel better, aren't you? ( )

[Kermit Da Frog]

I was finished with FATAL when I reached page 4.

Pages 5-977 were just me trolling the shit out of myself.

I really should do a dead ass review/conclusive lookthrough of it. On the blog. It would be amusing.

Please do.

[Milady]

True enough

You're just trying to make us feel better, aren't you? hug

They way Ivolt and Drag are carrying on, I don't think EP members need me to make them feel better.

[Raype]

Never fear ladies, the man of your dreams has arrived.

He's outside in his car.

[Kermit Da Frog]

Never fear ladies, the man of your dreams has arrived.

He's outside in his car.

*looks outside*

Holy shit!

Is that!?

RUPAUL?!

[Sprung]

Never fear ladies, the man of your dreams has arrived.

He's outside in his car.

HELP! I'M LOCKED IN HERE WITH ONLY THE KEYS TO SURVIVE!!!!!!!

[Jazzmarazz]

Come now, we all know there's only one member I enjoy picturing getting run over by a car.

NOT ME! Since I am only to be consumed in flame, right?

Also, your little gif is dancing to the same bpm as whatever my brother has blasting in the other room. Adorable!

[Tanthias]

They way Ivolt and Drag are carrying on, I don't think EP members need me to make them feel better.

We all know how that ends. With Ivolt pulling out a knife. Or fire.

[Ivolt]

They way Ivolt and Drag are carrying on, I don't think EP members need me to make them feel better.

The reason most of are here?

We're lonely.

The reason you're here?

To mock our misfortune.

[Ivolt]

We all know how that ends. With Ivolt pulling out a knife. Or fire.

I'd pull out a flaming knife, but that just doesn't well end. Ever.

Ever.

[Tanthias]

I'd pull out a flaming knife, but that just doesn't well end. Ever.

Ever.

Then again, what does?