The Dismemberment-Out: It's been nice knowing you, Jazz

[Rasgrez]

You reminded me that I too need to head out for some snacks, myself. Brb yo.

[Milady]

And then you have a continuation of the dream. Perhaps with more EPers making an appearance.

Then I'll just feel weird until you all leave me alone and I go back to my typical, dreamless, sleep cycle.

I have those kinds of dreams all the time. Mostly with girls that I went to elementary school with.
I should stalk them track them down on Facebook...

I actually legitimately tried to find him once, just to say hello, and because I'm friends with a couple other people I knew during that period of time. He apparently doesn't exist anymore. Anywhere.

I remember once my Mom ran into him while he was apparently working at a gas station, but she never saw him again after that. Some of my old friends don't even know what happened to him.

*is 20*

I would make a joke about how I like older men, since my boyfriend is older than I am, but you know, Sprung is here.

Ew.

Too late. I have already started wearing your panties.

You can keep them, I'm tired of those ones anyway.

[Kermit Da Frog]

Quotes

Used us all as examples.

[Drageuth]

.

When you put our posts next to each other like that, it makes us sound... creepy.

[Tanthias]

Used us all as examples.

Because you'll show up for a few seconds and promptly get run over by a car while Sprung dances around in her panties and Drag stalks people on FB before running out to get something to eat.

[Tanthias]

Then I'll just feel weird until you all leave me alone and I go back to my typical, dreamless, sleep cycle.



I actually legitimately tried to find him once, just to say hello, and because I'm friends with a couple other people I knew during that period of time. He apparently doesn't exist anymore. Anywhere.

I remember once my Mom ran into him while he was apparently working at a gas station, but she never saw him again after that. Some of my old friends don't even know what happened to him.



I would make a joke about how I like older men, since my boyfriend is older than I am, but you know, Sprung is here.

Ew.



You can keep them, I'm tired of those ones anyway.

You don't want us to talk to you any longer?

[Drageuth]

Because you'll show up for a few seconds and promptly get run over by a car while Sprung dances around in her panties and Drag stalks people on FB before running out to get something to eat.

If I'm an effective enough stalker, I'll be eating what they are eating.

Next to them.

In their kitchens.

While watching them with binoculars.

From across the table.

Makes their cleavage look bigger.

[Milady]

Sorry, I was having an issue finding the go advanced button, apparently.

Fixed.

[Tanthias]

If I'm an effective enough stalker, I'll be eating what they are eating.

Next to them.

In their kitchens.

While watching them with binoculars.

From across the table.

Makes their cleavage look bigger.

You're going to get tips from Ray, aren't you?

[Ivolt]

And here I am, once again.

I'm torn into pieces.

Here tonight-

I'll stop that now.

[Tanthias]

And here I am, once again.

I'm torn into pieces.

Here tonight-

I'll stop that now.

But for how long?

[Kermit Da Frog]

Because you'll show up for a few seconds and promptly get run over by a car while Sprung dances around in her panties and Drag stalks people on FB before running out to get something to eat.

That sounds pretty awesome, actually.

If I'm an effective enough stalker, I'll be eating what they are eating.

Next to them.

In their kitchens.

While watching them with binoculars.

From across the table.

Makes their cleavage look bigger.

It's not stalking then. It's a relationship.

I would make a joke about how I like older men, since my boyfriend is older than I am, but you know, Sprung is here.

Ew.

*is actually 20*

[Kermit Da Frog]

And here I am, once again.

I'm torn into pieces.

Here tonight-

I'll stop that now.

Someone got finished with Fatal, mentally.

[Drageuth]

And here I am, once again.

I'm torn into pieces.

Here tonight-

I'll stop that now.

Can't deny this, can't pretend

I thought you were the one!




Hold me, Ivolt.
DON'T EVER LET ME GO!

[Jazzmarazz]

I would make a joke about how I like older men, since my boyfriend is older than I am, but you know, Sprung is here.

Ew.

Try not to think that he is only the size of a toddler in bed then.