The Dismemberment-Out: It's been nice knowing you, Jazz

[Drageuth]

*waits for the sink's pipes to burst*

I hate you.

Dallas decided it's time for you to quit. So he tore them in half and stuck them in the dishwasher's drain. It all fits.

I found them.

Thank God.

Otherwise there would have been Hell to pay.

However, there was a broken piece of glass in the dishwasher that I found.

I cannot find what cup it came from. None of my glasses are broken.

This worries me greatly.