The Dismemberment-Out: It's been nice knowing you, Jazz

[Ivolt]

I do 1d12 damage to hymens.

I actually think you roll higher than that.

Much higher.

...

Roll the D100, we'll just see how it goes from here/

[Raype]

What if her hymen has 13 or more HP? Does it take two turns to destroy? Are you afflicted with some kind of debuff?

Usually. It's quite rare, but it does happen. And it's more of a buff.

"Blood Rage: Increases damage by +2 and ASPD by 1/2 for 60 seconds"

[Colamisu]

Seems counter-intuitive to me. I would think you get the Blood Rage buff from breaking it, but get some kind of "Was obviously compensating" debuff for failing to do so on the first attempt.

[Jazzmarazz]

post.

[Raype]

Seems counter-intuitive to me. I would think you get the Blood Rage buff from breaking it, but get some kind of "Was obviously compensating" debuff for failing to do so on the first attempt.

Damaging it will do. Plus once something is significantly damaged damaging it further is fairly easy.

Plus the existing blood would increase the speed of the second strike.

[Sprung]

I just downloaded NFS Underground 2 and NFS Most Wanted together in 4 minutes

loving my new faster Internet.

[Seraphis Cain]

I just downloaded NFS Underground 2 and NFS Most Wanted together in 4 minutes

loving my new faster Internet.

Meanwhile it still takes me 5 minutes to load a 10 minute YouTube video during the day. Fuck.

(At night it's fine, though. Goddamn cable.)

[Colamisu]

Damaging it will do. Plus once something is significantly damaged damaging it further is fairly easy.

Plus the existing blood would increase the speed of the second strike.

Ah, of course, of course. It's a short duration stacking debuff on target that increases damage of successive strikes.

[Sprung]

Meanwhile it still takes me 5 minutes to load a 10 minute YouTube video during the day. Fuck.

(At night it's fine, though. Goddamn cable.)

Mine's cable too, but I'm in a small town.

[Seraphis Cain]

Man. I miss video games. I need to hurry up and get an HDTV. Stupid money. =/

[Sprung]

Man. I miss video games. I need to hurry up and get an HDTV. Stupid money. =/

I haven't touched a console in a couple weeks.

Steam & Games for Windows

[Raype]

Man. I miss video games. I need to hurry up and get an HDTV. Stupid money. =/

Have you considered putting on a Link costume and whoring yourself out to fat chicks?

[Seraphis Cain]

I haven't touched a console in a couple weeks.

Steam & Games for Windows

Yeah, that would involve having a gaming PC. Not a shitty 2.8GHz with 1.5GB of RAM and a 256MB video card. Hell, I'm still using a CRT monitor for fuck's sake.

[Kermit Da Frog]

Have you considered putting on a Link costume and whoring yourself out to fat chicks?

[Drageuth]

This course of conversation is scaring me.