The Dismemberment-Out: It's been nice knowing you, Jazz

[Ivolt]

I should update a tread I made.

Free RPGs...

FATAL.

[Dr Mario]

Don't even joke about that shit.

[Fer!]

So, so tired.

[Ivolt]

Don't even joke about that shit.

I'm going to make a character in FATAL, then post it in the hangout.

It's gonna be all shits and giggles till they see me max anal circumference.

Then, well, it's probably just gonna be all shits.

[Raype]

Mu-12

-3C can be jump cancelled



-j2C has recovery frames.



Well, there goes that combo.

[Raype]

I'm going to make a character in FATAL, then post it in the hangout.

It's gonna be all shits and giggles till they see me max anal circumference.

Then, well, it's probably just gonna be all shits.

On the plus side, you can sell your anus to ogres for extra cash now.

[Dr Mario]

Why did the phrase 'ballad of the ruptured halfling' suddenly come to mind?

[Raype]

Why did the phrase 'ballad of the ruptured halfling' suddenly come to mind?

Beats me, but I can't shake the mental image of a giant orc uttering the phrase "I'm going to wear you like a condom".

[Ivolt]

Ivolt Campaign Start

Open FATAL pdf
-977 pages, holy shit

-No, lets do this, come on

Fatal games, where the dice never lie
-kinda wishing they will, but whatever

"Spices from the East not included-"
-Okay then...

"All human characters are Caucasian"
-...alright then...

zombies are not presumed to exist
-FUCK THIS GAME, YOU CAN TAKE MY SPICES AND MY RACE, BUT NOT MY ZOMBIES

[Dr Mario]

Have you gotten to the misogyny yet?

[Ivolt]

Have you gotten to the misogyny yet?

"For instance, assume you are an adventuring knight who has just fought his way to the top ofa dark tower where you find a comely young maidenchained to the wall. What would you do? Some play may choose to simply free the maiden out of respect for humanity. Others may free her while hoping to win her heart. Instead of seeking affection, some may talk to her to see if they can collect a reward for her safe return. Then again, others may be more interested in negotiating freedom for fellatio. Some may think she has no room to bargain and take their fleshly pleasures by force. Others would rather kill her, dismember her young cadaver, and feast on her warm innards."

...

Possibly. It's conceivable that I am at a part in the book that could be considered incredibly misogynistic, located four pages into this mammoth of a PDF, in the 'What is Role-Playing' section...

But I'm not entirely convinced. Lets tread forward and see how far this gets taken, shall we?

[Sprung]

Screw it. I turned the A/C on.

[Mistral]

I should update a tread I made.

Free RPGs...

FATAL.

Ye gods. I was going to post that in your thread, but then even I thought that it was going too far.

But, on the topic of random character generation...
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Links are hidden from guests. Please register to be able to view these links. ...a cyborg scythe-wielding kitsune spirit childhood friend character who's purer than sin (and consequently completely guileless), has absolutely no luck, and wears pink (I'm seeing something frilly, kinda more cute than elegant dress). *cough*

[Kermit Da Frog]

"For instance, assume you are an adventuring knight who has just fought his way to the top ofa dark tower where you find a comely young maidenchained to the wall. What would you do? Some play may choose to simply free the maiden out of respect for humanity. Others may free her while hoping to win her heart. Instead of seeking affection, some may talk to her to see if they can collect a reward for her safe return. Then again, others may be more interested in negotiating freedom for fellatio. Some may think she has no room to bargain and take their fleshly pleasures by force. Others would rather kill her, dismember her young cadaver, and feast on her warm innards."

...

Possibly. It's conceivable that I am at a part in the book that could be considered incredibly misogynistic, located four pages into this mammoth of a PDF, in the 'What is Role-Playing' section...

But I'm not entirely convinced. Lets tread forward and see how far this gets taken, shall we?

Don't do it! You haven't talked in caps all day yet that I've noticed!

Screw it. I turned the A/C on.

Central A/C = Fantastic

[Ivolt]

Ye gods. I was going to post that in your thread, but then even I thought that it was going too far.

But, on the topic of random character generation...
*snip*

...a cyborg scythe-wielding kitsune spirit childhood friend character who's purer than sin and wears pink (undoubtedly frilly). *cough*

Ah, Maid RPG, the fun Tropers-RP had with you.

It's was really nice of feep to make a script for feep-Bot to do random charcter generation for the game.

We were attacked by vampires. I had a gun I couldn't effectively shoot. It was amusing~