The Dismemberment-Out: It's been nice knowing you, Jazz

[Sprung]

lol Sprung's coloured.

LIKE A BOSS

[Ivolt]

I feel offended.

*hits head*

And now I feel fine.

[Inferno.]

LIKE A BOSS

Like a ni-

[Sprung]

I feel offended.

*hits head*

And now I feel fine.

See? It's all in the generations of conditioning.

[Kermit Da Frog]

Like a ni-

nit

[Saril]

I'm not afraid to say it; NIGGERS!

[Mistral]

Like a ni-

-nja. Hey, that's the real reason behind the Hangout name.

[Colamisu]

-nja. Hey, that's the real reason behind the Hangout name.

Of course! That's what Ivolt is, right? I mean, he's all black and carries around sharp objects. That's totally a ninja.

[Sprung]

Wife prepares to take a shower...

Wife: What do I want to smell like tonight?
Me: Chicken salad.
Wife: What? They don't have that scent.
Me: Give them time.

Seriously. She's addicted to Bath & Body Works. She has 35 bottles of scented body wash in the cabinet. I barely have room for a bar of soap and a bottle of shampoo in the shower.

[Inferno.]

I'm not afraid to say it; NIGGERS!

I have no idea who you are though

[Tassadar]

lol Sprung's coloured.

He sits at the back of the staff list.

[Tassadar]

Also I can't sleep FFS.

[Saril]

I have no idea who you are though

I can live with this.

Conversely, I think I may have joined, quit, be banned, rejoined all before you yourself joined.

[Raype]

Wife prepares to take a shower...

Wife: What do I want to smell like tonight?
Me: Chicken salad.
Wife: What? They don't have that scent.
Me: Give them time.

Seriously. She's addicted to Bath & Body Works. She has 35 bottles of scented body wash in the cabinet. I barely have room for a bar of soap and a bottle of shampoo in the shower.

You might say it's an

Unlimited Bath & Body Works.

I'll see myself out.

[Sprung]

He sits at the back of the staff list.