
Originally Posted by
Cosmic
That's right, I'm replacing my old PS3 with a younger, slimmer model. We used to be inseparable but as we grew older things changed. Little things started to bug me. First I noticed her whining at me with that fan of hers, it drove me insane. The final straw came when I realised her wi-fi receiver couldn't handle my PS3 Media Server without her choking. It may sound petty, but we're adults and we both have needs, so we thought it best to go our separate ways.
Also, I realised she was really fucking fat.