Cookie Thief
Thanks sugOriginally Posted by Milady
Al--alright then. I'll try not to cram my shoes under there any more, sorry about that!
I can't, he's too cute. Wait until he wakes up and starts acting all grumpy, then ask me again.
Oh, well in that case, take the initiative and strap electrodes to his testes. When he wakes up grumpy, zap him!
Veritas.
<3Thanks sug
Oh, well in that case, take the initiative and strap electrodes to his testes. When he wakes up grumpy, zap him!
I guess that could work.
But what happens if he hears giggling from under the couch?
Cookie Thief
Nope, but we know someone who can. To Ruckersville!Can't we just make one of those "inspired by a true story" movies? You know, the sort where you borrow everyone's names and then make everything 10x more dramatic than what actually happened?
Veritas.
...Nope, but we know someone who can. To Ruckersville!
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Okay, I'll let the mafia kill me.
Cookie Thief
I'll murder him.<3
I guess that could work.
But what happens if he hears giggling from under the couch?
Veritas.
Cookie Thief
Veritas.
*sets up a bunch of rat traps and shoves them under the couch*
Cookie Thief
BITCH! </3
*removes thanks hack*
Veritas.
Noooooooooooooooo.BITCH! </3
*removes thanks hack*
Cookie Thief
I'm so tired. I was up and out of bed by 6am.
Veritas.
Hey, I have this nice comfy couch over here if you'd like a nap.I'm so tired. I was up and out of bed by 6am.
Never mind the fuzz underneath. That's just a blanket.
Cookie Thief
Excellent, I've found your weaknessNoooooooooooooooo.
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It's thundering and lightning here!
Cookie Thief
Maybe being gullible and hopelessly naive will have a positive result this time!Hey, I have this nice comfy couch over here if you'd like a nap.
Never mind the fuzz underneath. That's just a blanket.
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