The Dismemberment-Out: It's been nice knowing you, Jazz

[Milady]

Hey, you lovely staff boys doing nothing, I need a close. Thanks!

http://www.epforums.org/showthread.p...04#post1265004

Totally read this in an Italian American accent.

I'm hoping to join the mafia if I don't hear back from this nurse recruiter I've been talking to.

[Panda Man]

You fool! Do you not realise how expensive Bomberman is over here!? LOLOLOL YET AGAIN I HAVE OUTSMARTED YOU.

Hey Panda,

I have this collection of counterfeit Bomberman and Contra 3 cartridge labels...

I need to go adopt a million of them before I cry.

Excellent, we'll be fed all winter!

[Panda Man]

Hey, you lovely staff boys doing nothing, I need a close. Thanks!

http://www.epforums.org/showthread.p...04#post1265004

Done.

[Milady]

Excellent, we'll be fed all winter!

Pandas don't eat cats. ;__;

And since when are you living with me, anyway?

I'm going to be the coolest cat lady ever, with a panda wandering around.

[Milady]

Done.

Thank you, dear.

Silly Scousers, can't do anything with them.

*shakes fist at sleeping boyfriend*

[Cosmic]

Hey, you lovely staff boys doing nothing, I need a close. Thanks!

http://www.epforums.org/showthread.p...04#post1265004



I'm hoping to join the mafia if I don't hear back from this nurse recruiter I've been talking to.

Why not do both? First you have your boys break a man's shins, then you send him to your hospital and charge for treatment. It's PERFECT.

[Panda Man]

Pandas don't eat cats. ;__;

And since when are you living with me, anyway?

I'm going to be the coolest cat lady ever, with a panda wandering around.

Yes we do, they taste nearly the same as bamboo!

You haven't noticed me? I've been sleeping under your couch!

Thank you, dear.

Silly Scousers, can't do anything with them.

*shakes fist at sleeping boyfriend*

Kick him in the face!

[Cosmic]

Ohmigod I just saw an Animal Humane Society commerical with a ton of little kittens talking with adorable voices.

I need to go adopt a million of them before I cry.

Ask Prude, I hear she has some spare kittehs. :3

[Milady]

Why not do both? First you have your boys break a man's shins, then you send him to your hospital and charge for treatment. It's PERFECT.

Perfect, minus the whole, being a permanent outsider to the family.

I'd get to do menial tasks until they tired of me.

Then I'm lucky if they just kill me quickly.

[Milady]

Yes we do, they taste nearly the same as bamboo!

You haven't noticed me? I've been sleeping under your couch!





Kick him in the face!

Oh, I see.

Do you...want some food or something? I have...cereal.


I can't! I like his face.

[Cosmic]

Perfect, minus the whole, being a permanent outsider to the family.

I'd get to do menial tasks until they tired of me.

Then I'm lucky if they just kill me quickly.

But you can get your revenge from beyond the grave when they realise the diets you intentionally put them all on haven't lowered their cholesterol so much as given them incurable liver disease. Just saying, you strike me as the sort of girl who's always two steps ahead.

[Panda Man]

Oh, I see.

Do you...want some food or something? I have...cereal.


I can't! I like his face.

Yes. Just pour on the floor in front of the couch where I can claw at it. Thanks.

DO IT.

[Milady]

But you can get your revenge from beyond the grave when they realise the diets you intentionally put them all on haven't lowered their cholesterol so much as given them incurable liver disease. Just saying, you strike me as the sort of girl who's always two steps ahead.

I prefer not to be two steps ahead of everyone into the grave, however!

Yes. Just pour on the floor in front of the couch where I can claw at it. Thanks.

DO IT.

Al--alright then. I'll try not to cram my shoes under there any more, sorry about that!

I can't, he's too cute. Wait until he wakes up and starts acting all grumpy, then ask me again.

[Cosmic]

I prefer not to be two steps ahead of everyone into the grave, however!

But it'll make the movie adaptation so much more powerful! SUFFER FOR ART.

[Milady]

But it'll make the movie adaptation so much more powerful! SUFFER FOR ART.

Can't we just make one of those "inspired by a true story" movies? You know, the sort where you borrow everyone's names and then make everything 10x more dramatic than what actually happened?