I could always intersperse the pornography with relevant text.
"Hi Elin, how are you doing?
*picture of a guy having sex with a decapitated corpse*
Lately, I've been trying to get my life in order. It's quite a trial, but hopefully I manage even a tiny amount of the success you've been having.
*picture of lesbian demons eating each other's organs*
So I've been reading these novels lately. They're all pretty cool. I quite like how this one keeps throwing you for a loop just when you think you know what's going on.
*picture of a guy making a frankenstein-esque creation out of the members of his harem, then violently skullfucking it*"
